Posts Tagged ‘Ll Cool J’

No. 49: LL Cool J Feat. Jennifer Lopez, “Control Myself”

51jaack1j8l_sl500_aa240_Don’t call it a comeback—instead, hit me on my Sidekick with that news, please. MORE »


LL Cool J is reportedly set to star in a spinoff… MORE »

Former rapper is accurate. The artist formerly known as LL Cool J, now known as Sir Suck-A-Lot is also applicable.

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LL Cool J is reportedly set to star in a spinoff… MORE »

Former rapper is accurate. The artist formerly known as LL Cool J, now known as Sir Suck-A-Lot is also applicable.

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This Just In: Artists Who Don’t Sell Many Records Even Less Likely To Sell Lots Of Clothing

Ad Age reports that celebrities trying to earn some extra scratch from their name’s wattage might want to start looking somewhere that isn’t a fashion “partnership” with a retail outlet, what with the economy continuing its long, slow swoon and chains all over the country struggling to keep their lights on. Tough break, musicians who want to avenge those rejected FIT applications! MORE »

Finally, some good news!

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LL Cool J To Janet Jackson: “Smell You Later”

LL Cool J has pulled out of Janet Jackson’s Rock… MORE »

He represents Queens, she was raised out in Crazytown.

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The Future Of Fashion Meets The Future Of The Funk

Don’t forget, readers, that tonight’s Project… MORE »

Kenley made Santogold.

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Janet Jackson And LL Cool J’s Last Tour Stop: Obscurity?

There’s still a month or so left on the Janet Jackson/LL Cool J tour (get psyched, Connecticut!), but if the music industry were to have what seems to be its way, the Oct. 22 Dallas date would be both acts’ music biz retirement party. MORE »

You know what would make Janet's label promote her more? Not recording mostly shitty songs.

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LL Cool J Pitching Himself As A Makeover Maven These Days

Above, LL Cool J’s ad for Old Spice’s new “Swagger,” which apparently makes its users smell very attractive to LL Cool J. MORE »

This is the second ad of recent vintage to feature the legendary MC as something of a makeover guru

Really it's the 3rd, if you count the VMA promo with LL critiquing Russell Brand's androgynous fashion sense.

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Today In Pushed-Back Albums: Busted Rhymes, Reality-TV “Winners,” And The Wrong Kind Of Goat

200px-GIRLLM.jpgIt’s time for another look at upcoming albums that have had their release dates pushed back, a condition that’s growing ever more chronic as the bottom seemingly falls out of the music industry. Today, we look at albums by Busta Rhymes, Girlicious, and LL Cool J that are allegedly coming soon, although not as soon as originally thought. MORE »

Heh heh, "penetrate."

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Should Writers Tell Rappers About Girl Talk?: A “Post-Millennial” Dilemma

biz.jpgMTV’s James Montgomery recently found himself in a bit of a kwinky-dink when he realized he was listening to Girl Talk’s Feed The Animals on a plane while LL Cool J, whose “Mama Said Knock You Out” is sampled with impunity, sat in first class, oblivious to the lift. Should the writer leave coach and (if he doesn’t get tackled by a member of L’s entourage or an undercover agent) reveal this thievery to the superstar? “It’s an entirely post-millennial dilemma, one that’s right up there in the minds of today’s music journalists with ‘If you are talking to Paris Hilton on a red carpet, do you acknowledge the fact that you have seen her naked?’ and ‘Do you tell a band that you’ve downloaded their new album from LimeWire to prep for this interview?’” Yeah, what could be more “post-millennial” than using an uncleared sample? The idea of using someone else’s hook without permission would undoubtedly blow LL Cool J’s mind in its post-millennial audacity. What ’80s rapper wouldn’t be shocked to hear of such a thing? MORE »

So, he didn't tell LL because other artists have more reason to gripe? Says who? I mean, it is a quote from his grandmom, after all. And, being a beatmaker, I'm not even for putting business like that out there. Also, Girl Talk sucks. Just had to add that.

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