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Buried in the bottom of a retelling of her feud with Trent Reznor—which includes shout-outs to Roberts Christgau and Hilburn—Courtney Love indicates that she might be taking a break from blogging: "I have a sign on my computer, 'DO NOT BLOG. EMBARRASSES CHILD. LACK OF GRAMMATICAL CORRECTNESS AND SPELLING MAKES ONE LOOK ON DRUGS FOR SOME REASON. DON'T START THINKING "BUT... BUT... BURROUGHS." IT'S A MYSPACE BLOG. DON'T DO IT!'" I wish her luck, because I've tried that tactic in my previous life as a "hobbyist" blogger and, well, it hasn't really worked. [Courtney Love's MySpace Blog]

feuds

Courtney Love Takes On The Internet, Kind Of Wins

Over the weekend, Courtney Love took to her MySpace page for the purposes of calling out fellow blogger Ryan Adams, thanks to some mysterious American Express bills from 2003 that she believes are evidence that some $858,000 that went into the making of his 2003 album Rock N Roll was funded by Frances Bean Cobain's inheritance. (I guess that's why Frances is trying her hand at journalism-type stuff this summer.) Not only is she appalled by the theft, which was apparently part of the identity-theft issues she's been blogging about and facilitated by her ex-boyfriend/Rock N Roll producer James Barber, she's irritated that her funds were used to make such a crappy, poorly named album: "Ryan Adams worst record and one of the worst records i can think of in rock and roll history ironically called'Riock and Roll '... yeah you listen to this shit im listening to my i tunes on right now who names a record 'Rock n Roll' what assholes do that? ... with these trebled up guitars my bandmate said sounded like 'really horrific rem on steroids' all treble and compresssion and shit wirtten songs - but so what?" More »

knights in ads' service

Five Kiss Songs That Could Easily Be Turned Into Jingles

The "writing ad-ready songs for the enjoyment of viewers at home and the delight of network accounting departments" reality show Jingles has had its debut, which was scheduled for later this month, pushed back by CBS, but that isn't stopping the network from letting the world know that Kiss bassist and entrepreneur Gene Simmons is going to be one of the show's judges. (I'm guessing he's going to take the acid-tongued "Simon" spot on the panel.) This caused me to think about how Simmons' body of work could itself be employed for the purposes of selling crap that people don't really don't need, via the time-tested "out of context lyric used to shill for a slightly incongruous product" method that so many ads employ these days. Five possible examples of how you could hear Kiss songs during breaks in Law & Order reruns after the jump. More »

they want to know what digital love is

Foreigner Trying To Reclaim The "Jukebox Hero" Mantle

Last time we heard from rock staples Foreigner, they were proving their bona fides among the 50+ set by teaming up with old-people organization AARP. Today comes news that they're trying to embrace (slightly) younger potential listeners out there by pre-releasing their latest greatest-hits album, No, This Time, This Is Really The Best Of Foreigner, to jukeboxes hooked up to the TouchTunes network. And to sweeten the pot, the jukeboxes will "allow TouchTunes users to weigh in on a range of topics including 'What makes a Juke Box Hero?'" Well, that's certainly a question worth answering at any time of day, even when one isn't at a bar and trying to kill time! So we've put our own version of that poll after the jump. More »

love you like a sister

"Rock Band" To Breed A Whole New Batch Of Riot Grrrls (Maybe)


Sure, the riot grrrl standard-bearers Bikini Kill didn't necessarily have proficiency at the top of their priority list, so putting their songs in the "hit your marks" music videogames that are selling so many copies today seems a little bit silly. But that doesn't mean I'm not pretty excited about their girl-crush ode "Rebel Girl" officially being on the set list for Rock Band 2, which will also include tracks by Lush, L7, Paramore, and Joan Jett as well as Judas Priest's insane "Painkiller," Megadeth's "Peace Sells," and that new Guns N' Roses track we mentioned earlier. (Hey, is there any way that we can modify this thing so that I can have some friends over for a rendition of "Suck My Left One," or maybe a Bratmobile track or two?) Full list after the jump. More »

lord love a donk

Soulja Boy Drops More Straight-Up Garbage

Man, am I conflicted about this new Soulja Boy video, "Donk." On first listen, it sounded like Ice-T's worst fears writ large: A kid yelping about asses and humping the clap beat like Luke was sponsoring a Miami Bass Special Olympics. The moves in the video barely even seemed to correlate to the music while looking like they were given more consideration than the music itself. But with its almost wanton tempo shifts and monotonous typewriter drums, this is just the rap equivalent of Slipknot, something flashy and aggressive for the kids that many adults simply do not need in their life. Plus, what do you really want from the fifth single off an album that had one sole major success, especially if that success was "Crank Dat?" [Pop Eater]

i love the new millenium: '00s emo

Reggie And The Full Effect End Their Dwarf Invasion


For the last ten years, former Get Up Kid and current My Chemical Romance tour keyboardist James Dewees has been releasing albums as Reggie & The Full Effect, cavalierly tossing earnest anthems alongside joke tracks credited to Finnish metal band Common Denominator and '80s dance-pop nightmare Fluxuation. Rumors are spreading that Dewees is now a full-time member of My Chemical Romance, and his decision to say put Reggie to rest after a final tour is only making the speculation louder. Is this tour really the last chance old school Vagrant-heads will have to hear "Congratulations Smack And Katy" and "Mood 4 Luv?" (And man, does the phrase "old school Vagrant-heads" make me feel weird.) More »

irregular heartbeat? it's a love beat!

Can Emphysematic Amy Winehouse Avoid Drugs Long Enough To Sing For Mandela?

Thanks to her prodigious intake of cigarettes and crack pipes, the 24-year-old Amy Winehouse has come down with a slight case of emphysema and an irregular heartbeat. Says her daddy Mitch, "With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She's got 70% lung capacity." Mostly, this diagnosis reaffirms what we already knew: if she's not on stage singing, she's probably off somewhere getting closer to death. "If she hadn't done recent shows in Moscow and Portugal she could have been dead by now. She abstains and regulates her drug use when she has to do a show. When she's been inactive work-wise then that's when the problems really start." So how do they plan to keep her well enough to hopefully sing at Nelson Mandela's birthday bash on Friday, and, God willing, Glastonbury? By avoiding Pete Doherty! More »

there's nothing wrong with love

Oasis Promise At Least Three More Albums (That'll Be Just Like The Last Three)

Oasis is signing a new three-album deal with Sony BMG, the company currently distributing the band's label, Big Brother Recordings. According to their manager, the new deal allows the band to "team up with the crème of both the independent and major sectors worldwide to build on Oasis' already considerable international success." That would be great news if we were talking about something other than the release of three more Oasis albums. How has a group that's threatened to break up so many times have survived so damn long? Let's take a look at songs from their previous three full-lengths—Standing On The Shoulder Of Giants, Heathen Chemistry, and Don't Believe The Truth—to see what we can expect in the future. More »

no love in this club

St. Louis Venue Lists 39 Reasons Why It Hates Your Band

Bands might feel a little self-conscious about performing at St. Louis' The Creepy Crawl after reading their "Top 39 Annoying Things That Bands Do" list, but odds are the crew at The Creepy Crawl would rather those bands didn't play there anyway. Along with being a pretty hilarious list with some great anecdotes, the piece helps reaffirm one of the reasons that bands might not be able to survive off of touring alone: Musicians aren't all that bright. That said, I'm looking forward to a "Top 39 Annoying Things That Clubs Do" list from some artist who feels confident enough to risk pissing off the hand that feeds. More »

what about love, indeed?

Desmond Child: A Loving Tribute

In a long-overdue bit of acknowledgement, Desmond Child—the man behind many of the finest in '80s power ballads, as well as disco Kiss and Ricky Martin—will enter the Songwriters' Hall Of Fame on Thursday, along with relatively minor songwriting figures as John Sebastian, Loretta Lynn, and Albert Hammond. Child tells the Miami Herald, "It was funny because I had been nominated twice before but I hadn't made it, and I spoke to the heads of it and they said, 'Well, we always thought you were too young to get it, but then we recently looked at your bio and realized you are old. You just looked young.'' As most of his big-name collaborators are out touring this summer, Desmond Child has been forced "by default" to reunite his late '70s combo Rouge for the ceremony. While it would be insane to try and list all of his greatest achievements ("Kiss The Rain"? "Born To Be My Baby"? "Shake Your Bon Bon"?), we've compiled a list of every ASCAP-registered song of his that features the word "love" in the title. Can you guess how many there are? More »

i love a festival with air conditioning

(Somewhat Cool) Old Guys Added To Download Festival

The lineup for the American versions of the Brit's Download Festival were a bit underwhelming. The Brits get KISS, Judas Priest, and Motorhead tonight, and the three dates stateside have Ghostland Observatory and Mute Math? This week, the San Francisco and Los Angeles dates were improved slightly with the addition of the Jesus and Mary Chain and Gang of Four (the Shrinkwrapped version), to go along with the totally underrated Brand New and a bunch of bloggo faves like Yeasayer. The LA date is even indoors. Tough break, Philly — you guys still have the Killers. [Download Festival]

R. Kelly's legal woes just never end: Henry Vaughn, aka "Uncle Henry Love," claims that R. Kelly stole his "stepping" dance from him. He also says he gave Kelly the moves to make him look more mature. So which is it, Uncle Henry Love? Did you give them or did he steal them? Also, Kelly released Happy People almost four years ago! Why are you complaining about the step thing now, Uncle Henry Love? Don't you think he's got enough to deal with? [SOHH]

fake can be just as good

The Coachella Of Tribute Acts Hits Southern California


Sure, I guess you could insist on seeing the actual bands instead, but if you enjoy low ticket prices and remarkable simulations of your favorite '80s New Wave acts, you may want to visit the Los Angeles-adjacent Gibson Amphitheater on June 21 for the Save New Wave festival. What you're saving "new wave" from is debatable (irrelevancy? active rock?), but some of these fake bands aren't that bad. More »

not that they wouldn't love to have jani lane

L.A. Guns Is Now Led By A Radiohead Fan


Not sure why Maura thought Jani Lane would leave the recently reunited Warrant after two warm-up gigs to lead a less successful band he had nothing to do with, but I'm happy to say that the new singer of Tracii Guns' L.A. Guns (as opposed to the other L.A. Guns) is not the once and future Down Boy. The new singer for L.A. Guns is Marty Casey, who was formerly a Radiohead-crazy hopeful on Rock Star: INXS. Rock on, reality show contestant! [Blabbermouth]

mike myers resplendent

"The Love Guru" Soundtrack Loaded With Campy Tracks And Racist Bullshit


Deepak Chopra's claims aside, Mike Myers' upcoming The Love Guru looks like a disgusting, unfunny attempt to josh on the Maharishi, which might have at least made sense if the film was made 40 years ago or if this racist caricature was originally meant as a whimsical side note in a fourth Austin Powers movie. Multiple songs from the soundtrack are up on the movie's MySpace page, so we can all yuk it up at Bollywoodized covers of "The Joker" and "9 To 5" (oh wow, sitars and funny accents!! Boing!!). Fans of The Apple should note that the composer of that film's music, George S. Clinton, is responsible for the instrumental "Guru Vindaloo." Justin Timberlake (seen above) doesn't perform on the album, but Telma Hopkins of Dawn and Family Matters fame does. More »

so much to live through

Courtney Love Loses What's Left Of Kurt

People cannot stop robbing Courtney Love. First someone allegedly ran willy-nilly with Kurt Cobain's Social Security number, buying mansions in New Jersey and whatnot, and now she's saying someone has swiped what's left of his ashes, along with jewelry, clothes and what remaining Cobain memorabilia she's yet to sell herself. Love claims she's "suicidal" over the loss, a phrase I'm sure her daughter appreciates being thrown around. More »

rule of sevens

Seven Songs That Are Way More Fun To Drive Around To Than "Mr. Brightside"

Once again, we celebrate the last posting day of the month with Rule Of Sevens, in which I make a bunch of seven-item lists in an effort to wipe the slate of the past 30 or 31 days clean. Today's first installment is inspired by a UK car insurance company's rundown of great songs to drive around to, which is topped by the Killers' "Mr. Brightside" and somehow contains both Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out For A Hero" (which I swear is completely "borrowed" wholesale on the new Hold Steady album) and Survivor's "Eye Of The Tiger" (which seems more appropriate for stop-and-go traffic, but maybe that's just me). With gas prices soaring and the general crumminess pervading the world at large, the need for escapist music during routine, yet increasingly expensive, trips to the grocery store is higher than ever, so this perpetual passenger (who always kicks in for fuel) brings you her seven picks for songs you should crank up on your own personal radio after the jump. More »