When California's KUSI interviewed a "surfer" in Sunset Cliffs about a boat containing marijuana that had washed up on the store, they clearly didn't realize that Tom Seltzer was better known as Happy-Tom, bassist for the legendary Norwegian band Turbonegro. If you don't know Turbonegro, I recommend checking out the following songs: "Rock Against Ass," "Are You Ready (For Some Darkness)," "The Midnight NAMBLA," "Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude," and "Do You Dig Destruction?" For fans who don't want to watch the entire broadcast, we've got Happy-Tom's quotes after the jump.
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AC/DC's Brian Johnson has put out three new songs to promote the DVD release of Totally Baked, a pot comedy starring a cavalcade of VH-1 level stand-ups. Most entertaining of the eerily AC/DC-esque trio is "Who Phoned The Law," which appears to be about a zoo's worth of stoned animals having a wild party. Chorus: "The dog's got the munchies, the cat ate the stash. The chicken and the tuna's lying, laughing on their ass. The monkey's in the kitchen, and the donkey's in the hall. Hey! Hey! Who phoned the law?" I might have that "chicken and the tuna" line wrong, but it's not like Brian's voice is getting clearer with age.
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