Idolator

"I hope you guys do one of these [Year-End Analysis] posts for iTunes' most downloaded artists, that list is insane." And having just spent a half-hour typing out^* iTunes' Top 20 best-selling songs, Top 20 best-selling albums, and Top 10 best-selling videos, I can vouch for the insanity. Want a 2007 list based not on the personal aesthetic whims of a couple of bloggers or an editorial staff trying to look hip or a publisher second-guessing what its audience wants/expects to appear on a year-end list, but a democratically chosen list based around raw commerce, a list voted for by the public, comprised entirely of what they were most willing to spend their .99 on during the last 12 months? Well here it is. And the public sucks. The full lists are after the jump, but for now my shell-shocked first thoughts.

THE GOOD: Maroon 5's louche dude funk gets a bad rap (though you'd have a hard time holding us to that sentiment when one of their ballads is playing) but even after following the numbers during the year, we're still a little surprised to see them topping the albums list ahead of Kanye. A few decent long-players stud the rest of the list, and a "Weird Al" appearance (in the Top Videos category) always brings a smile. But more than any single artist, people really plunked down for some Timbaland this year, no matter who he was featuring and/or producing. And with the exception of "Apologize," we're more than OK with hearing any of Tim's 2007 hits for the billionth time compared to...
THE BAD: Colbie Caillat! Daughtry! Akon! "Party Like A Rock Star"! A squeaky Stefani (who's at least not yodelling)! Nickelback mugging with half of America! Fergie at No. 1! When I die and go to blogger hell, this Top 20 playlist will be looped for all eternity, broken up only by the occasional airing of the complete works of Sufjan Stevens, as the editors of Stereogum beat me around the neck with rolled-up press releases.
THE WHAAAA? Some basic figures for you to contemplate and/or shudder over. Within the Top 100 best-selling singles of 2007 we have: Four Akon songs, four Avril Lavigne songs (including one remix), three Daughtry songs, two Fall Out Boy songs, three Fergie songs, five Justin Timberlake songs, two Kanye songs, two Maroon 5 songs, two My Chemical Romance songs, two Nickelback songs, two Pink songs (?!), three Rihanna songs, two Sean Kingston songs, two T-Pain songs (not counting collabos), and three Timbaland songs (not counting productions). That's nearly half of the Top 100 controlled by 15 artists, or a quarter of it controlled by seven if we only count the ones that scored three or more slots. Plus Feist was in the Top 20 albums, but download sensation "1-2-3-4" doesn't even show up until No. 80! So much for the new model.

[EDIT: The full list of the Top 100 best-selling singles is now posted after the jump thanks to the Excel skillz of commenter extraordinaire therichgirlsareweeping, and looking at it has cooled my ire a little, as many more decent-to-great songs start appearing the further down you go. However that Top 20 is, with a few exceptions, still awful awful awful.]

Now that the whole "smack-talking about Anna Kournikova Maria Sharapova's performance in the sack" nontroversy has been resolved, they can shout their love from the rooftops. (Click the photo to enlarge.) Love: It's a beautiful thing, even when it involves a guy whose lyrics make him out to seem like a complete dillhole.

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