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dubious honors

Leonard Cohen is Metaphorically Tied to a Chair


Surely I can't have been the only person a little disappointed that the song chosen to pay tribute to Leonard Cohen when inducting him into the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame was "Hallelujah." It's a great song, certainly, but it's most strongly associated with Jeff Buckley, to such a degree that some people don't even know Cohen wrote it. Worse, the version performed by Damien Rice is the Buckley version, with its ascending melody line in the final chorus and persistent falsetto. It'd be like playing a rock version of "All Along the Watchtower" at Bob Dylan's induction—a fine song, but not really the best choice. So what would've been better, and who should've sung it? Well, just pick any two of the following: More »

Bruce Dickinson, of Iron Maiden, has co-written a horror film. Sadly, it is not an adaptation of Dante's Inferno with Maiden mascot Eddie as Dante, Lemmy from Motorhead as Virgil, and members of other metal bands as the denizens of hell. It is just something or other about Aleister Crowley. (Rob Zombie should feel free to call me about the Inferno idea, though.) [NME]

Given that she's attempting a return to normalcy, it makes a kind of cosmic sense that Britney Spears is guest-starring on How I Met Your Mother. Back in the glory years of the sitcom, nothing was more normal than a past-their-prime popstar dropping lame zingers in front of a live studio audience. How I Met Your Mother is a fairly traditional sitcom, but like Britney, it does new things with an old form, making this seem like a good match. On the other hand, putting Neil Patrick Harris and Britney Spears in the same room may cause some sort of irony supernova to form. [Yahoo! News]

promiscuous producer

Timbaland: I Has a Bus

No matter what you think of Timbo, if you want to get a good idea of what the new music industry model might look like, the following clip of Tim at work on his new bus is a good roadmap. It's also pretty awesome. More »

On the one hand, having a contest co-sponsored by Pitchfork and Guitar Center lends support to Jim DeRogatis' "they're the new Rolling Stone!" argument. On the other hand, if you win, you get a lesson in sampler use from the RZA. (You also get a contact high at no additional charge.) While you're forbidden from entering if you work for Roland or Guitar Center, actual Wu-Tang Clan members are free to try, so this could be U-God's chance. [Pitchfork]

videodrone

Pat Buchanan Gets It On With a Cat


If, like Jess, you enjoyed Andrew WK's song about the McLaughlin Group from radio show Fair Game, you will love Scott Bateman's cartoon adaptation of it, since it features a dancing cat, an astronaut, the grim reaper, and Pat Buchanan. (Pat is the one without the hood.) [Salon]

Blender, the mag where you come for the reviews and leave quickly before you see how bad the features are, has a list of the "20 biggest record company screw-ups of all time." Some are obvious, like the industry's inability to deal with the internet (No. 1) and that guy who turned down the Beatles (No. 2). But should Berry Gordy selling Motown for only $60 million really be No. 3, given that he kept all the copyrights? Does signing R.E.M. to a major-label deal qualify at all? Is Chinese Democracy really the worst cash-hole ever? [Reuters]

announcements

Guest Editor's New Favorite Band Is Jail-Brakers

OK, you already know all about me the writer, but did you know that I not only guest-blog, but guest-shred? That's why I'm thinking of buying an acoustic flying V and trying out for JAIL-BRAKERS. For now, I will be posting about people for whom I have not yet shred. Yet.

open up and say eww

"Rock Of Love" Pits Groupies Aganist Rockers

Rock of Love, VH1's latest attempt to create an emotional equivalent to the Faces of Death series, consists of once and future Poison lead singer Bret Michaels and the women competing for his affections. It's the rock remix of and follow-up to Flavor of Love, on which Public Enemy's Flavor Flav tried to find someone to marry, sorta. But the genre switch has also changed something about the ladies participating (well, in addition to the racial inversion): this time, there are groupies, and there are rockers. More »

announcements

Guest Editor Now With 100% More Cable!

I shred your books of poetry! It's me again! I think I pretty much covered my "credentials" last time, except that now I have cable. Also, I went to Oberlin, which means my name is talking Akbar and I have extremely ambivalent feelings about this post.

Beyonce's dad is putting out a hip-hop toy line for preschoolers. Products include "Baby Jamz Cell Phone, Dance Mat, Key Chain, Boom Box Shape Sorter and Mix Master Chair." There's also an album of "hip-hop adapted songs," one being "Old MacDonald." Didn't Nelly already put that out? [XXL]

mp3

Listening Station: I Just Want to Stand and Cheer As They Come

Parade, another Athens band, are a nice little surprise: their first album had a great cover on the outside but only had standard-issue indie inside. They've just put out an EP, though, that starts off with the kind of track you'd think would have bloggers rushing to their laptops. It's called "That's Hott," and it's thin and bouncy and builds the tension then lets it all go. Also, bloggers will post anything having to do with Paris Hilton.

Parade - That's Hott [MP3]
Parade [Myspace]

support your local scene

Syracuse Mayor Apparently Has No Idea What "Stop Snitching" Means

Though commenters have helpfully added Dio, Masters of Reality, and Ra Ra Riot to my recitation of Syracuse's musical offspring, it's notable that all but the last made their names outside the city. It feels very cut off here, an impression only reinforced by reading the local alt-weekly, a New Times franchise, and noticing that it contains no national music coverage whatsoever. On the other hand, it seems that a) people are making Stop Snitching DVDs in Syracuse, and b) getting the mayor to appear in them: More »

Morrissey's voice is back, and he's using it to say offensive things about Madonna! "I wouldn't be surprised if she [Madonna] made that African boy into a coat and wore him ... for 15 minutes, and then threw it away." Because she likes fur, you see. He should review movies or something with John Mayer, it'd be awesome. [24/Sizzler, via The Daily Swarm]

endorsements

You Don't Have to Pay Fergie to Name-Drop Products

Last week, a story based on an article in the Sunday Times UK and claiming that as part of Fergie's well-documented spokeslady deal with Candie's jeans, she would "write and perform songs about Candie's," made the rounds. But it's not true! Says Fergie: "I don't know where they got it from. I sing about a lot of things in my songs—from cars to Taco Bell—but not because I'm paid to!" Then why did the story catch on so widely and so easily? More »

"Radio One's head of music has been telling record label A&Rs to consult him before signing any bands... because what would be the point without knowing if you were going to get any airplay on One." [Popbitch]

Jim Morrison died of a drug overdose. But at a club, rather than peacefully in his home. Or, alternately, he overdosed both at a club and then at home. Or of natural causes. Gee. which do you think it is? Anyway, point is, dude left a chubby corpse. [AP]

my long december

Everybody Hates Kelly: Why The "Tusk" Era Is Officially Over

One of the oddest aspects of the whole My December saga was the sight of critics from across the spectrum siding with the head of a major record label, especially against a young singer trying to follow her artistic vision away from singles-focused commercial music. Whether the critic seemed like the kind who doesn't get these kids and their American Idol or the kind who happens to like singles-focused commercial music, they came to the same conclusion: The record company exec was right. Part of that reaction could be because Clive Davis has more cred than Kelly Clarkson (or, to be unfair, that what's good for the gander isn't good for the goose). But what if, instead, My December represents a landmark in the decline and fall of the record industry? More »