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Live Nation Gets Its Nickelback

Inescapable Canadian nu-heshers Nickelback have signed a long-rumored 360 deal with Live Nation, which gives the concert-promotion behemoth the rights to produce and profit from the band's tours, recordings, merchandise, and other ventures. (The deal is for three albums, according to Reuters, and worth somewhere between $50 million and $70 million.) While there were rumors that the company was going to hold off on signing many more 360 deals, president and CEO Michael Rapino told Variety that his company will sign "up to six" artists in the inaugural year of Live Nation Artists; Nickelback is fourth, behind Madonna, Jay-Z, and Shakira. Last week, when the Shakira deal was signed, a major label executive told the New York Post that Live Nation was trying to "establish itself in a big way in each genre no matter what the loss leader is going to be on it," and the company now has pop, hip-hop, Latin music, and rock all covered. So what's next? More »

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Roger Friedman's Hostile Relationship With Facts Continues

Fox 411 columnist and amateur American Idol conspiracy theorist Roger Friedman has a new maligned music-industry heavy that he wants to prop up: The megapromoter Live Nation, whose feelings apparently got hurt by yesterday's New York Post item on Madonna's somewhat-soft ticket sales. In his latest column, he accuses one "Warner M. Group" of planting stories to make Madge—and, by extension, Live Nation, which signed her to an expensive deal last autumn—look bad! But while he's defending his friends, he goes way beyond the bounds of his usually slippery relationship with reality. More »

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Why Ben Kweller Could Have Saved The Year 2002

The No. 1 single on Billboard's Hot 100 chart for the year 2002 was Nickelback's "How You Remind Me." Of all the aggressively boring and boringly aggressive bands that visited their scourge upon us in the first half of this decade (Staind, Puddle of Mudd, Creed, etc.), Nickelback was perhaps the most palatable, but nonetheless still an abomination. Their proliferation in commercial radio was total, oppressive, and totally oppressive. It seemed that year that every single station on the dial, no matter what the format—Top 40, alternative, AC, Tejano, smooth jazz—was playing "How You Remind Me," and to my mind this had two consequences: 1) We finally had proof that the Canadian mafia did exist, was very powerful, and worked to achieve exceptionally nefarious goals; and 2) Chad Kroeger's maudlin frowny-face presence made this country a lot more grumbly and downtrodden that year. Six years later, I'd like to put forth my theory for making 2002 vastly more enjoyable. It involves the help of one man: Ben Kweller. More »

TVT: They Owe A Lot Of People A Lot Of Money Which is why you should check out the bankruptcy-protected label's list of unsecured creditors, just to make sure that you aren't on it. For those of you who are pretty sure that you don't need cash from TeeVeeToons, Inc., there's still good reading to be had: The label owes $26,883.50 to SoundScan, and $1,300 to the now-defunct Harp, Also, their accounts payable department has apparently neglected to send a $945.46 check to Chad Kroeger for some time, and I for one would love to know why. [scribd via Coolfer]

Self-fellating Nickelback horrorshow Chad Kroeger has reportedly been found guilty of a 2007 DUI in his native Canada. Sadly for those of you hoping this turn of events might eventually lead to a jail-assisted Kroeger reprieve, he only faces a stiff fine of $600 and the possibly of getting his wheels taken away from him, leaving him plenty of time for more, um, housebound pursuits. [NME]

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Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous

Everyone knows Nickelback sucks dicks. But did you know lead sensitivo-mook Chad Kroeger used to be able to suck his own dick? And would do it for little more than a case of warm Miller Lites? Hey, I'm cool with it as long as someone else doesn't have to touch that thing. I bet it's all curly and discolored and distended like that frilly noggin of his! With a beaded necklace and a guest spot from Billy Gibbons! More »

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Prepare To Be Shocked: WMG Execs Possibly Incompetent

Talk about a buried lede: The industry insiders at HITS Daily Double decide to write about Alex Zubillaga's exit from the sinking ship that is the Warner Music Group, information that is news to a select group of people. As WMG head Edgar Bronfman's brother-in-law, Zubillaga's departure is a little strange, and the fact that neither Bronfman nor Lyor Cohen's deals have been extended past their expiration a year from now is also interesting. But the real news comes a bit further down the page: When the higher-ups at WMG purchased Roadrunner Records, they "forgot" to check the contract of the band they bought the entire label for in the first place, and who they're now trying to negotiate with in a last-ditch effort to make good on their investment. More »

The Daily News provides us with today's "rumor that's really the result of a late-night, half-drunken Google search": "Nickelback's alleged Christian-rock roots are the subject of Internet speculation, but the band's antics as of late leave no doubt they've abandoned any puritanical practices." "Alleged Christian-rock roots"? "Internet speculation"? Unless Rush and/or Molloy are talking about a one year-old page on Yahoo! Answers and 40,000 other pieces of Google flotsam, I'm going to chalk this little slip-up to their inability to tell Chad Kroeger and Scott Stapp apart. (Here's a hint for future reference: They may sound sorta alike, but one of them is actually still famous.) [Rush & Molloy]

Nickelback is ready to shake down Warner Music Group for more money, what with the Canadian band being one of the only bands that actually sells records these days. For its part, WMG is trying to hoodwink the band into signing one of those "we own all of you" 360 deals. Wait, really? What? How does the "we know you want more money, but we want you to give us more of your equity" tactic even make sense in this context? [NYP]

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Nickelback: As Popular Now As Limp Bizkit Was In 2000

Despite critical disdain and claims of self-plagiarizing hovering over their heads, Nickelback's All The Right Reasons crossed the six-million-copies sold mark last week, the 15th album of the 21st century to do so and the first since Usher's Confessions, which came out in April 2004. (Reasons was released all the way back in October 2005.) More »

Allow Us To Share Some Chilling Facts With You Regarding The State Of Pop-Rock Music In The 21st-Century Speaking of Nickelback, if you were already inching for the anti-depressants, the following facts from Billboard's ongoing sales-bonanza blowjob about the band's latest album will finish the job that Kate started last Friday:

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Jordan Pruitt Cleans Up Nickelback's Rock Star Dreams


I don't know if I would call teenpop singer Jordan Pruitt's kinda-cute, sanitized-for-the-kids take on Nickelback's "Rockstar" a parody, like she does—although I did awkwardly chuckle at the line where she says she can't fit into any of the clothes she's given gratis because she actually eats—but I figured it was worth a post, if only because a) I have a feeling that we're going to see a lot more of these where this came from (my money's on Big & Rich being next) and b) I really think it's ironic that the "rock star" ideal has such a hold on people during a time when the music industry is pretty much in the crapper, Lyor Cohen helicopter excursions aside. Is this what they call "keeping the lie alive"?

"Popstar"-Jordan Pruitt's Parody of Nickelback's Rockstar [YouTube]
Jordan Pruitt [MySpace]

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World Cries "Uncle," Nickelback Shows Mercy

According to Billboard, the members of pasty commercial-rock powerhouse Nickelback don't intend to put out a new album anytime soon, since they could basically buy Canada fifteen times over with the money they're raking in from 2005's still-top-ten All the Right Reasons:
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Caption This: A Performance That, Somehow, Sounded Worse Than It Looks

Billy Gibbons, Chad Kroeger, and Kid Rock massacre ZZ Top's "Tush" at last night's Billboard Music Awards. Not shown: The rest of Nickelback, who spent the performance proving that they can't even master the task of being a semi-competent bar band. More »

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Who Charted?: Rick Ross Breaks Benjamin

If it's Wednesday, it must mean it's time for our weekly album-sales recap, in which we find out just how quickly the music industry is sliding into complete and utter chaos. As expected, Rick Ross' Port of Miami was No. 1, scanning 187,000 copies, while Breaking Benjamin—a band we've never heard, but who are no doubt as terrible as we expect—came in at No. 2 with Phobia, which sold 125,000 copies. And despite not being sold at Wal-Mart, Slayer's Christ Illusion debuted at No. 5, thanks to 62,000 heathens. More »