Of course, the laziest sort of blogging is commenting on the lists of others, but with Kanye on vacation, no news in the T.I. case, and Pete Doherty insisting on staying alive and out of jail temporarily, the scoundrel must find his posting refuge. Some English cable channel made a list of Britain’s wittiest celebrities, and Noel Gallagher sneaked in at number ten, behind a bunch of hacks named Coward, Wilde and Shakespeare, but well ahead of that hack Albarn. In honor of Noel’s inclusion on a completely worthless contrived list, enjoy a selection of the witticisms that got him there: MORE »