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Idolator's Top Five Breakup Songs: Guaranteed To Be "I Will Survive"-Free
AskMen.com recently compiled a list of their top ten breakup songs, including the not-really-about-a-break-up "No Woman, No Cry," "Achy Breaky Heart," the freaking Cake cover of "I Will Survive," and the heinous "I (Just) Died in Your Arms" by Cutting Crew. They had the decency to put "Go Your Own Way" by Fleetwood Mac at No. 2, but most of the list is pretty dreary—even for breakup songs! So I thought I'd make my own. More »