Here's the long-rumored Blender cover featuring "Britney Spears," or rather a composite thereof; the cover accompanies a lengthy, depressing story covering her current career as a paparazzi object/wreck, one that's probably best summed up by the line "Disasters, not music, have become her product." You do have to wonder, though, if future issues of Blender will include such full disclosure about the photo-manipulation running wild within its pages! At the very least, they could provide a back-of-the-issue tutorial on how to use Photoshop to make subjects' abs glisten in just the right way.

Britney Spears: The Road To Ruin [Blender]
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