Posts Tagged “Ozzy Osbourne”
shots in the dark
When Ozzy Osbourne declared himself "the prince of fucking darkness" on a 2002 episode of The Osbournes, he may as well have simultaneously relinquished the title. The MTV hit quickly dissolved 30 years' worth of mystique and danger as it revealed him to be in reality a doddering old family man. But when Ozzy rose to fame in the '70s, every other rock star had an interest in the occult (or at least Hobbits), and heavy metal was still genuinely thought of as the province of Satanists, not nerdy gearheads. But who could be pop music's reigning prince of darkness in the era of rock star transparency, when every famous musician has a whiny MySpace blog? Since it's Halloween, we decided to think of a few options:
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will spider bite?
Looks like Judas Priest will have some competition for "Most Awesome Concept Album By A Metal Act That Really Has No Place Recording A Concept Album in 2008." Alice Cooper's Here Comes A Spider, out on July 29, will describe the life of a serial killer named Spider, who is killing people and taking their limbs in order to create a spider. Says Cooper, "Every song is sort of a letter to the police. They think they're investigating it from the outside, but he's actually woven them into the whole thing." Also woven into the whole thing are frequent Alice Cooper album guest stars Slash and Ozzy Osbourne, who will play a harmonica part on a song the two co-wrote.
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Alice Cooper's New Concept Album To Feature "(In Touch With) Your Feminine Side," Ozzy On Harmonica
lineups
Ozzy Osbourne and Metallica will headline this year's Ozzfest, which is slated to be a one-day festival that will also feature Jonathan Davis, The Sword, Serj Tankian, and many other, crappier metal bands. The show is set for Aug. 9 at Dallas' Pizza Hut Park, a setup that is causing fans to revolt in the official announcement's comment section. (Sample comments: "FUCK YOU Sharron!!!!!!! If it wasnt for the thousands of people like me that payed to see Ozzfest and promote music YOU wouldnt have anything....You have made your last dime from me"; "This Suck This is bullshit ozzfest is only going to be a one day show in TX. Well I am gland that all of other summer tour is not like this like warped tour now we got a new summer tour call rockstar mayhem tour I hope it better than ozzfest") Full lineup after the jump.
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Ozzfest Clipped To One Day In Dallas, Metallica Stuck Atop Its Lineup
reductions
Last year's edition of the Ozzy Osbourne-helmed traveling metal circus Ozzfest, experimented with letting people in for free, and was subsequently plagued by underwhelming headliners who didn't get paid for their time, lots of crowd unrest, and limited appearances by the man himself. All of which probably led to the amphitheaters where the shows were held only turning up half-full, thus denying the sponsors who bankrolled the fest their chance to reach the maximum number of eyeballs. So it's time for some nipping and tucking!
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Ozzfest To Embark On A "Limited Run" After Free Edition's Limited Success
Last year's edition of the Ozzy Osbourne-helmed traveling metal circus Ozzfest, experimented with letting people in for free, and was subsequently plagued by underwhelming headliners who didn't get paid for their time, lots of crowd unrest, and limited appearances by the man himself. All of which probably led to the amphitheaters where the shows were held only turning up half-full, thus denying the sponsors who bankrolled the fest their chance to reach the maximum number of eyeballs. So it's time for some nipping and tucking!
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"Ozzy Osbourne" Loose In Great White North On Chrismas Eve Crime Spree
making lemonade
So when a North Dakota sheriff tricked a bunch of local petty criminals into getting themselves arrested in October, thanks to a sting operation promising the scofflaws a private party before an Ozzy Osbourne concert, the police even made a T-shirt in honor of the event, featuring a tres heavy metal skull with a police badge stuck in its eye socket. Ozzy was pissed at the police hosting a mass arrest at one of his gigs, claiming his rep got besmirched, but perhaps he'll feel better now that the sheriff is selling the shirts to fans around the country and donating all proceeds to the United Way. Who knew there was so much popular demand for an item of clothing commemorating the idiocy of your fellow Ozzy fans?
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Ozzy Osbourne Sting Has Charitable Silver Lining
So when a North Dakota sheriff tricked a bunch of local petty criminals into getting themselves arrested in October, thanks to a sting operation promising the scofflaws a private party before an Ozzy Osbourne concert, the police even made a T-shirt in honor of the event, featuring a tres heavy metal skull with a police badge stuck in its eye socket. Ozzy was pissed at the police hosting a mass arrest at one of his gigs, claiming his rep got besmirched, but perhaps he'll feel better now that the sheriff is selling the shirts to fans around the country and donating all proceeds to the United Way. Who knew there was so much popular demand for an item of clothing commemorating the idiocy of your fellow Ozzy fans?
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