Idolator

The above headline is from the UN Foundation-sponsored blog UN Dispatch, which published 1,819 words of smackdown, to be exact—about one song. (We can already hear the pitch letters from word-starved music writers going out to UN Dispatch now.) Our favorite line of many worthy candidates: "The only thing I could decifer was, "Nous besoin d'ordre mondial," meaning, "We need global order." This apparently upsets Mustaine, because he launches into a monster guitar solo!"

Critic Watch: Megadeth Smackdown Edition [UN Dispatch, via MetalSucks]