Idolator

So after slogging through hours of Giuliani's justifications for tying with Ron friggin' Paul and McCain supporters chanting "USA! USA!" on MSNBC, I finally gave up and went to bed before the Democratic results were called in New Hampshire, only to wake up this a.m. to learn that, yes, Barry O finished second last night to Hillary C. And after he conceded, he went back to his hotel room and played "Ignorant Shit" a few dozen times while weeping into his pillow. Well, maybe. More »