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Def Leppard Will Not Be Tackling "Seventeen" On Its Next All-Covers Album

Def Leppard frontman Joe Elliott told The Irish News that while he's honored to tour with the likes of Styx and REO Speedwagon, don't expect to see his band on the road with any of the bands who shared chart space with it during the Hysteria era. "We refused to go out with Poison or Winger or Warrant or any of those shite bands," he said. "It's a real pity that a lot of the newer bands we've dug over the years haven't actually dug us. But that's just music, man." Those "newer" bands include Stereophonics and Manic Street Preachers, just to give you an idea of Elliott's internal timeline and, uh, general assessment of what isn't "shite." Well! Let's see what is and isn't "shite" in your eyes, readers. I picked my favorite songs from each of the artists Old Joe disses—as well as one from his own band, and one from each of his U.S. touring partners this summer. Which do you prefer? More »

Poison is suing Capitol Records over what the band believes are unpaid royalties from its entire tenure on the label. The band's rep claims that the suit is merely a CYA move so that they don't run out of the statute of limitations on claiming their cash, and that the two parties are trying to "work this out amicably." Maybe it's my melted-by-a-long-week brain, but I sense that "amicably" is code for "reality show"! Like Nothin' But A Cash Grab, where Bret Michaels and various Capitol accounting employees get in a wind tunnel and grab money swirling around them! Or maybe Don't Talk Dirty To Me, which follows CC Deville as he tries to be as nice to the honchos at the label as possible—and if he manages to make nice for 20 minutes, he wins back the royalties from a song? (The 20-minute time limit is in effect so each episode can end with a CC comedy routine, natch.) [E!]

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Bret Michaels Brings The Realness To Miley Cyrus Fans

It's the age-old pop star dilemma: the more famous you get, the younger your fans get—to the point where eventually, you may find yourself legally unable to put your penis in them. How does an unwitting rock and roll Barney deal with this awkward situation? If you're Bret Michaels, you tell yourself that girls young enough to be your illegitimate daughter have been brought to your concerts by your "realness," rather than the fact that you remind them of their negligent father if he wore guyliner. You stick to your guns, play the music you want to play, incorporate more western iconography into your poodle rock and almost two decades later, people watching your Vh1 reality dating show will see what a totally credible bad-ass you are. And so will the New York Times' Sunday Styles section. More »

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Bret Michaels' Version Of "Cum On Feel Tha Noize" Is Out Of Time (But It Makes Some Money Anyway)


Last night, Bret Michaels continued his run of TV exposure with an appearance on Don't Forget The Lyrics, a show that, I admit, I would probably completely suck on because I am the queen of making syllables up to fit the words of certain songs. He gave up after being tripped up by the pre-chorus to Slade's "Cum On Feel Tha Noize," a song which he claims he can get right when he's in his car. But can he get the melody right? Because there was a run of pretty rough notes there at the beginning. Cleanse your ears with Kevin DuBrow's interpretation of the track, which is after the jump. More »

Look who the cops dragged in: Poison drummer Rikki Rockett was arrested on a strong-arm rape warrant after he arrived in the U.S. from a trip to New Zealand on Monday, according to reports. It's unclear when the warrant, issued in Neshoba County, Mississippi, was issued against the surf-loving drummer. [Los Angeles Daily News / Photo: AP]

Bret Michaels is releasing his autobiography this fall, and as MetalSucks notes, it will be sure to not be as interesting as either The Dirt or anything Poison guitarist C.C. DeVille would commit to paper. But maybe the bandana'd lead singer will be thoughtful enough to provide a glossary of terms that lets the world know the definition of an "unskinny bop" and what the true spelling of "diabeetus" is? [MetalSucks]

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"Don't Forget The Lyrics" Brings In Ringers

I noted during last night's Idol eliminations that the harmonizers of Boyz II Men would be on Don't Forget The Lyrics, the song-remembering game show that sends its viewers rushing to Google during its commercial breaks. While searching for clips from the show, I came across the news that other "celebrities" would be on the show in future weeks, including Poison's Bret Michaels, REO Speedwagon's Kevin Cronin, and former Idol contestant Kimberley Locke. It's like going to a state fair from the comfort of your own couch, and with a much messier process for procuring a fried Oreo! [TVCrunch]



I was wondering when someone was going to make a stink about the videos of nekkid chicks—taken, I believe, from Russ Meyer's body of work—that were projected behind Poison during one song of their set on their summer tour. Thanks for restoring my faith in America, people of Douglas County, Oregon! (And thanks for reminding me that it's really tough to pull off satire well, Seattlest. I mean, "entertainment booker Pete Mancloth"? Come now.) [KOMO via Seattlest]

Bret Michaels will be taking a break from affronting reality TV viewers and old Poison fans to affront Guitar Hero players in the game's third installment, where he'll be wanking out a version of "Talk Dirty To Me." Wait, Michaels and not C.C.? My god this unconscionable ass is an attention whore. [Blabbermouth}

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Nothin' But A Good Time ... And Fifty Bucks


To follow up on this morning's item about soft ticket sales for Poison: Tickets to tonight's show at the Jones Beach Theater—which I will be attending—range between $26 and $42.50, before the obligatory Ticketmaster service charges. More »

Audiences for this summer's Poison tour have ranged from "anemic" to "entirely absent." Maybe the promise of a comedy routine by C.C. DeVille would help sell tickets? Or are people just refusing to pay money to see the latest incarnation of Ratt on principle? [Blabbermouth]

Alert! Last night's Rock Of Love contained actual musical content; Bret took three of the lucky ladies, including the one with "clown tits," to a session at the Jim Henson studios with Don Was. One of the women sang, another semi-orgasmically moaned, and circus-boobs rubbed her butt against Bret's groin. Also, at show's end, Bret dressed up like an extra from a Chick-Fil-A ad. [VH1 Blog]

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"Rock Of Love" Pits Groupies Aganist Rockers

Rock of Love, VH1's latest attempt to create an emotional equivalent to the Faces of Death series, consists of once and future Poison lead singer Bret Michaels and the women competing for his affections. It's the rock remix of and follow-up to Flavor of Love, on which Public Enemy's Flavor Flav tried to find someone to marry, sorta. But the genre switch has also changed something about the ladies participating (well, in addition to the racial inversion): this time, there are groupies, and there are rockers. More »

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The Worst Poison Video Since The One With Bret Michaels' Ding-A-Ling

For reasons unknown to us—or to mankind in general—a Poison fan decided to pay tribute to the band by making a video for its version of "SexyBack"; the inexplicable homage features images of overly amorous stuffed animals with superimposed human lips, and it's every kind of ugly Freudian nightmare you've ever had, all at once. Is it possible to actually turn the Internet off? More »

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Poison's New Video Makes Us Regret Ever Making Fun Of "Unskinny Bop"

Well, it might have been worse: Instead of the slightly cliched, disturbingly pyro-free "yearbook comes to life" concept, this clip for Poison's cover of "What I Like About You" could have been transformed into an extended ad for Fetch Me A Skank: Over-The-Hill Rocker Edition. Perhaps the band is saving that concept for the video promoting their Wal-Mart-only cover of "SexyBack?" More »

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Tomorrow's New Releases Revealed Today

Welcome to On The Shelf, Idolator's weekly look at new releases hitting the shelves of record stores and digital-music outlets every Tuesday. This week brings a fairly heavy slate of brand-new albums; after the jump, we give a once-over to new albums from Rihanna, Big & Rich, Paul McCartney, Poison, and T-Pain. More »