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The R. Kelly trial is over, but it still has some juice: Lisa "3-Way Basketball Court Booty Call" Van Allen told prosecutors that one of R. Kelly's associates suggested she should be "murked" (which she took to mean killed but, knowing Kelly, may have had something to do with merkins), while another paid $100,000 for yet another tape of the singer finding nothing wrong with a little underage bump n' grind. Even if these allegations are true (and they're certainly not outlandish), it's surprising that the prosecution would call a "star witness" who claims to have successfully blackmailed and stolen from Kelly in the past. But then, hindsight is 20-20. [E! Online]

R. Kelly attorney Sam Adam Jr. has publicly apologized to Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana for dragging her name into the Gary Coleman and X-rated-snowman-filled closing arguments of his client's trial last week. "This wasn't a gardener or the man down the street or a janitor," Adam's argument went. "This was a 13-year-old girl having sex with a superstar, and she doesn't tell anyone? She doesn't let it slip to her best friend? Never? Not anyone? You can't keep a 13-year-old's mouth closed over Hannah Montana tickets, but this?" Classy! Adam has since taken to MTV to tell Miley/Hannah "sorry," saying that he didn't mean to drag her into the worst of both worlds and that he only brought her into his spiel because she's "the biggest thing out—no offense, Robert." (Yes, he really did append that apology. Talk about digging a hole!) [MTV via The Kelly Chronicles]

trapped no more

R. Kelly Jury Just Glad To Never See The Tape Again

While post-trial commentary has sweated R. Kelly's fame, the Little Man defense, and other colorful parts of the recently concluded circus, jurors in the six-years-in-the-running child pornography trial claim that the reasonable doubt (or "grayness," as one juror described it) that resulted in their "not guilty" verdict revolved around the identity of the girl in the video, not as to whether Chuck and Keith had grafted Kelly's head onto another fellow's watersports so Stephanie "Sparkle" Edwards and her minions could tarnish Kells' good name. Had the alleged victim or her parents corroborated her identity in the video, or had three family members not testified for the defense, the case may have had a very different outcome, mole or no mole. More »

the last word

The R. Kelly Verdict: A Nation Reacts

From time to time, we like to round up the all-important, all-summarizing last sentences of the biggest new-music reviews. Recent events, however, have caused us to canvass the Internet for initial reactions to the acquittal of R. Kelly, which came down earlier today: More »

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Breaking: R. Kelly Is Not Guilty

MSNBC has just reported that R. Kelly has been found not guilty on all of the 14 counts that were leveled against him in his child pornography trial. [AP]

It's been about 24 hours since they started deliberations, but jurors in the R. Kelly trial are apparently already reaching their boiling point: One juror nearly got kicked off the trial because he yelled at a waiter and smashed a bottle on his table after waiting half an hour to be served at a restaurant, while another passed a note to presiding judge Vincent Gaughan this morning that simply read, "How can I be removed and go home? I really need to." Gaughan is going to rule on the matter after lunch, which we hope for the sake of everyone involved is served as speedily as possible. [The Kelly Chronicles]

do not forget your dying piper

Closing Arguments Begin In R. Kelly Trial: A Look Back

Despite the CGI shenanigans and shady witnesses, there really isn't much for R. Kelly's jury to deliberate. "It's not a complicated case," law professor Leonard Cavise told the Chicago Sun-Times. "You either think it's her and it's him [on the tape], or you're done." The prosecution, which opened its closing arguments this morning, must convince members of the jury that they are indeed watching R. Kelly get wet and wild with an underage girl. The defense, on the other hand, has to make the jury believe that nobody knows what the hell is on the tape, or how it got there. So how do their cases stack up? More »

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Sex, (Alleged) Lies, And Weird, Weird Videotape

The defense of R. Kelly is stitched together from an argument about a mole, some drama with Jim DeRogatis, and whether a sex tape can be forged, in what is now known as the "Little Man" or "Wayans" defense. Of course, the prosecution would like you to believe that such a forgery would not be possible. Defense witness Charles Palm was on the stand today to make your fake porn dreams a reality. More »

Update Judge Vincent Gaughan ruled that Chicago Sun-Times music writer Jim DeRogatis will not have to testify in the R. Kelly trial because of the Fifth Amendment, which protects people from self-incrimination, after DeRogatis showed up in court this morning to be questioned by the judge. Sun-Times attorney Damon Dunn said that an overly zealous prosecutor could potentially take any testimony in which DeRogatis admits to watching or possessing the tape and use it as the grounds for a child pornography case, and that DeRogatis is still protected under the First Amendment, despite the court's earlier ruling. The matter of who slipped the tape to DeRogatis in the first place still remains a mystery. [The Kelly Chronicles]

The R. Kelly trial has officially gone from "life imitates videos" (Chuck and Rufus vs. Chuck and Keith) to "videos imitating life imitating videos" or something even more convoluted. Lisa Van Allen, the witness who claims to have had three-ways with R. Kelly and his alleged victim, can be seen braiding R. Kelly's hair in the video for "I Wish." The chorus of R. Kelly's current single? "Hairbraider, huh, I'm doin' my hairbraider! And she do my hair so good that I'm gonna tip her!" Guess you didn't tip her enough, Kells. [ONTD]

the law

R. Kelly Lyrics Get Spoken-Word Treatment In Court

Yesterday R. Kelly's lawyer, Ed Genson, objected to the prosecution entering a copy of his client's 1998 album R. into evidence, saying that reading the album's lyrics in the liner notes could unfairly prejudice the jury against Kelly. When asked by the presiding judge, Vincent Gaughan, just what would result in the jury being tainted, Genson opened the CD's booklet and read lyrics to an unidentified song to the courtroom assemblage, a performance that "[reduced] prosecutor Shauna Boliker and everyone else within earshot to fits of giggles" and caused Kells to cover his face. The judge subsequently decided that the jury could have the CD, but that the printed lyrics would be blocked out, although I suspect that the "message" of "Half On A Baby" comes through loud and clear when it's put to music, too. [The Kelly Chronicles]

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R. Kelly Courtroom Hears Claims Of Basketball Court Three-Ways, Duffel Bags Full Of Porn, And Federal Fraud

Prosecution witness Lisa Van Allen made the boldest claims yet in the R. Kelly trial, claiming that the defendant had three-way sex with him and the trial's alleged victim multiple times over several years, including romps on R. Kelly's basketball court, his trailer during the film of his video for "A Woman's Threat" (oh, the irony!), and the "log-cabin" room where the sex tape at the center of all this was allegedly filmed. She also confessed to stealing a $20,000 Rolex from R. Kelly in 2001 and said that the singer kept a duffel bag full of porn with him at all times. The defense attempted to inspire doubt by noting Allen had relationships with two men who had been found guilty of fraud in federal courts, including Damon Pryor, the "mystery witness" who is probably, sadly, not a midget, but who claims Van Allen told him that a duo named "Chuck and Keith" created the tape. More »

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DeRogatis Gets To Testify Like A Real Journalist

Like it or not—and barring appeals—Chicago Sun-Times pop music critic Jim DeRogatis will likely be forced to testify in the R. Kelly case. Apparently, when you turn over a tape of apparent child pornography to police, the person accused of creating said video might have a few questions for you. Strange, but true. DeRogatis and his Sun-Times lawyers have made the contention that DeRogatis' testimony would add nothing to Kelly's defense, but Judge Gaughan declared that DeRogatis would not be compelled to share his source as part of the testimony. In other news, a lawyer with a rock band approached Kelly during a break in the action—because he wanted to give Kells a demo tape. When you think it can't get stranger, this trial delivers on something even better. [Chicago Sun-Times]

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R. Kelly Should Have Been Careful

Since we last made an effort to recap the recaps of the R. Kelly trial, prosecution witness after prosecution witness has come to the stand to identify the alleged minor in the offending tape. A childhood friend, the mother of the childhood friend... outside of an odd exchange about whether someone's age can be determined by looking at their genitals, there wasn't much to report. But then it was Sparkle time! More »