Moe Tkacik, Jezebel:
"I definitely think that Meg White is stupid enough to film herself having sex. I did not expect her to have the stomach rolls, because she seemed to be doing the celebrity shrinkage thing, but when was this allegedly shot? It's kind of disappointing as a piece of filmography but not bad as porn goes."

Christopher Weingarten, Paper Thin Walls editor:
"No one thinks it's real. Indie rock people aren't fucking stupid. (Ed. note: I doubt that VERY HIGHLY.) This is the indie-rock equivalent of having a Saudi prince ask you to hold his money for him, except you can jerk off to it. Also, only really famous people are stupid enough to tape themselves having sex."

Matthew Perpetua, blogger and White Stripes fan:
"I really really doubt it. I mean, she's got a recognizable face, but you know, there's a lot of stacked girls with dark hair and a pale complexion out there making sex tapes. Maybe she's trying to make Jack White angry, and this is her way of doing it?"

Maria Tessa Sciarrino, blogger and photographer:
""If I didn't know Logan Echolls was living in a swank hotel, I would have wagered this was a deleted scene from the "President Evil" episode of Veronica Mars."

Jess Harvell, my other half:
"Zzzzzz."

Meanwhile, the comments sections of Brooklyn Vegan and Stereogum are half-rubberneckers, half-morally outraged types who probably watched the damn thing anyway. And if you're unemployed/"freelancing," feel free to watch the whole thing (link to ONTD, which links to a NSFW page) and vote in our poll:

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Meg White's Sex Tape? [ONTD]

"Yes, sadly it's true. Miley herself confirmed the pregnancy rumors during a J-14 interview. 'I'm going to take good care of my baby. I've already gained 7 pounds. I was in real shock when it happened accidentally. I went a little too far. I'm sorry to all of my fans'," the magazine photo reports Miley as saying.

"While Miley is still planning on going on tour for her new solo cd, she's currently filming the series finale of 'Hannah Montana'. Even though she's keeping hush about who's the father. Miley's parents are very disappointed in her: 'Whatever's meant to happen will happen. I guess it was meant to be this way."

Clearly that story has to be true because it reads so...journalistic and junk. Maura gave me this story (with the usual "humanity is doomed" caveats) because apparently Hannah Montana news (about her stolen virtue or otherwise) is now my "beat." But musing on this phantom pregnancy did give me the opportunity to come up with a new tagline for the site:

Idolator: The only blog where they follow up a Pissed Jeans video with an examination of Miley Cyrus' uterus.

Is Hanna Montana Star Mylie Cyrus Really Pregnant [Gay Socialites]