Posts Tagged “Remy Ma”
the law
Remy Ma—née Remy Smith—was sentenced to eight years in jail for a July shooting outside a New York nightclub yesterday, a sentence that resulted in Remy's fiancé Papoose (birth name: Shamele Mackie) swearing at court officers, overturning a nearby garbage can, and daring the guards to lock him up—hey, conjugal visits are out of the question for now, so why not. The sentencing was preceded by a weeping Remy telling the judge that her larger-than-life persona was merely a figment of the media's imagination, and that it was created by record executives for the purposes of moving product:
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oopsies
Yesterday was supposed to be a beautiful day for Remy Ma, despite her current incarceration in New York's Rikers Island; she was set to be married to her boyfriend, Papoose, in a ceremony that would serve as a prelude for today's sentencing for a shooting incident outside the now-shuttered nightclub Pizza Bar and allow Papoose to come by for conjugal visits while she was in the pokey. (Um, no pun intended) But thanks to Papoose taking the "brides need to have something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue" maxim to heights that may have been inappropriate for the wedding's jailhouse setting—i.e. attempting to slip Remy a universal handcuff key before the nuptials began—the wedding was over before anyone could walk down the aisle.
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Inappropriate Bridal Gift Results In Hasty Cancellation Of Papoose-Remy Ma Nuptials
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Papoose, vocally reminiscent of Jay-Z and physically reminiscent of an emaciated Panthro, swears he will marry troubled rapper Remy Ma, despite her assault conviction last Thursday, which could potentially put her in jail for the next 25 years. "We always wanted to keep our personal lives personal, so that's why we never went public with our relationship," said Papoose. "Right now, I just feel like she gotta live through me. Yes, we were scheduled to be married on a yacht April 27th. But due to circumstances beyond our control, we are now making arrangements to be married in prison." if this wasn't enough chaos, Papoose is still dealing with the fallout of punching Fat Joe in the face. Something the rapper, whose long-delayed debut album has yet to be released, is willing to do again. More »
Rapper Papoose To Marry Remy Ma in Jail, Punch Fat Joe in the Face (Again)
Papoose, vocally reminiscent of Jay-Z and physically reminiscent of an emaciated Panthro, swears he will marry troubled rapper Remy Ma, despite her assault conviction last Thursday, which could potentially put her in jail for the next 25 years. "We always wanted to keep our personal lives personal, so that's why we never went public with our relationship," said Papoose. "Right now, I just feel like she gotta live through me. Yes, we were scheduled to be married on a yacht April 27th. But due to circumstances beyond our control, we are now making arrangements to be married in prison." if this wasn't enough chaos, Papoose is still dealing with the fallout of punching Fat Joe in the face. Something the rapper, whose long-delayed debut album has yet to be released, is willing to do again. More »
crime?
"Hip-Hop Cops": Fact Or
"Hip-Hop Cops": Fact Or Fiction Fact Everyone In Power Lies About?
Aside from persistent complaints/cover stories on the part of the rap community and Chamillionaire's beloved-by-TRL video spoof, the "hip-hop police," a squad devoted to tracking the movements of rappers—a profession which at some point got conflated with "suspected criminals" by police departments nationwide—have remained one of those rumors officials can dismiss with a "where's the proof?" wave of the hand. Village Voice writer Adam Matthews documents one run-in between suspected hip-hop cops and an "anonymous rapper," capturing a little of the commonplace harassment, organizational incompetence, and frustrating "blue wall" silence that now characterizes the shady relationship between law enforcement and hip-hop stars:
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crime
Bronx rapper, Fat Joe associate, and wannabe martyr Remy Ma is facing an attempted murder charge after a weekend incident at the New York lounge Pizza Bar, where she allegedly shot a cohort after an argument over $2000. Remy is currently out on bail and she's pleading not guilty to the charges, which also include assault and possession of a weapon. But cheer up, Remy—if forensics link you to the shooting, I've figured out a perfect affirmative defense: Having eaten at the dopey Meatpacking District eatery myself, I completely understand why one would be sent into a firearm-toting rage after seeing the bill for their sub-Lean Cuisine attempts at 'za.
Remy Ma Facing Attempted Murder Rap [E!]
Remy Ma's Eventful Weekend Includes Order Of Pizza With Extra Lead
Remy Ma Facing Attempted Murder Rap [E!]
art?
The best thing about the art for Remy Ma's new mixtape? Its title provided us with a disgusted—yet still punny!—interjection to utter when we were trying to figure out just what, exactly, the rejected cover concepts could have been.
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The "Worst Mixtape Cover Of The Year" Race Gets A Martyr Complex
The best thing about the art for Remy Ma's new mixtape? Its title provided us with a disgusted—yet still punny!—interjection to utter when we were trying to figure out just what, exactly, the rejected cover concepts could have been.
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