
The No. 1 single on
Billboard's Hot 100 chart for the year 2002 was Nickelback's "How You Remind Me." Of all the aggressively boring and boringly aggressive bands that visited their scourge upon us in the first half of this decade (Staind, Puddle of Mudd, Creed, etc.), Nickelback was perhaps the most palatable, but nonetheless still an abomination. Their proliferation in commercial radio was total, oppressive, and totally oppressive. It seemed that year that every single station on the dial, no matter what the format—Top 40, alternative, AC, Tejano, smooth jazz—was playing "How You Remind Me," and to my mind this had two consequences: 1) We finally had proof that the Canadian mafia did exist, was very powerful, and worked to achieve exceptionally nefarious goals; and 2) Chad Kroeger's maudlin frowny-face presence made this country a lot more grumbly and downtrodden that year. Six years later, I'd like to put forth my theory for making 2002 vastly more enjoyable. It involves the help of one man: Ben Kweller.
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