Posts Tagged ‘vma08’

Oh My God, You Guys, The VMAs Might Be Fixed!!!!!!!

No, really! Kanye West, who you may remember as the guy who got all upset in 2006 about Justice beating him out for one of MTV Europe’s video-related awards and then freaked out in 2007 when he didn’t win anything at the Vegas edition of the VMAs, only to come back this year to both ceremonies with new singles in tow, apparently went off on a tirade about the integrity of MTV’s various trophy-doling extravaganzas during a UK preview of 808s and Heartbreak earlier this week. The words that will shake your faith in fake awards ceremonies that are set up mainly for the purpose of propping up a lie that music is still important to a culture that thinks Heidi Montag is worth airtime after the jump. MORE »

@CapnCalamity: What's even weirder? MTV2 used to play music videos too! Now, it's a refuge for Beavis, Butthead, Jackass, Rob, Big, Ryan, Fitty, etc. Strictly He-Man-Woman-Haters-Club, apparently...

In this crowd, you'd think the great Sifl & Olly could get a little love...

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Didn’t Like The Video Music Awards? Too Bad, There’s More Where That Came From

vmalogocropped.jpgSure, many people with access to the Internet might agree that this year’s Video Music Awards were among the worst ever. But it looks like whoever is sitting in a cubicle arbitrarily making up television ratings (or, possibly, the scientific data collection method that actually determines these things) disagrees. This year, ratings were up, up, up! MORE »

Yet another reason why I hope the Large Hadron Collider sucks up the world in a miniature black hole.

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T.I. Did Not Fake Out The Leakers

Surely I’m not the only person who thought that the O-Zone-inspired “Live Your Life” was T.I.’s attempt to put one over on the Internet and leak a fake single that pushed the right memetic buttons, and that the recently house-incarcerated rapper would premiere his real new single at the VMAs last… MORE »

Say what you want, I like "Live Your Life" a damn sight better than T.I.'s "official" current single, which is lame. Rihanna's little voice was made to sing that hook.

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Courtney Love Explains Why She Didn’t Brighten Up My Red-Carpet Experience

I was sad that Courtney Love didn’t show up to the Video Music Awards’ red carpet as promised, because I would have loved to hear her take on some of the “luminaries” in attendance (cough cough, Joe Francis, cough cough). But at least her just-blogged excuse note for the evening makes (relative) sense: “theyre not the “VMAS” and they never will be again - i had ZERO desire to watch let alone go and thats one of my very favourite people ive ever known or had the honour of being friends and fiends with hosting it so i feel horribly rude that my desire not to watch assholes with chastity rings- oh for fucks sake ive had some great conversations but not ONE has ever ended in an Orgasm, y’all need some pussy and some cock and shut the hell up..” Now see, wouldn’t she have proven a great foil to Jordin Sparks? More after the jump! MORE »

Wow. Her way with words leaves me speechless. I wonder what she puts in her coffee every morning. Now that I know she enjoys crafting, I hope to hell she gets her own shop going at [Etsy.com]

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VMA Wrapups Reveal That This Year’s Ceremony Didn’t Really Have A Big Watercooler Moment

AP0809080781.jpgFrom time to time, we like to round up the all-important, all-summarizing last sentences of the biggest new-music reviews. After the jump, we look at other publications’ reactions to last night’s Video Music Awards, the “meh”-ness of which we are still trying to process. MORE »

@Poubelle: Yeah but what she was defending wasn't just the result of humorlessness (though I dare say it's hard to have a sense of humor when a comedian isn't being funny 90% of the time)...it was also the feeling that that whole group of Disney-sanctioned kids were lured in for the ratings they promise, with no intention of giving them even that fakiest of fake awards...just bitchslapping them with their supposed lameness. They deserved to be slapped back.

My sister put it best when Russell Brand acted contrite (which made it so much more awkward) as if he was offended by her inferring he was a slut: "It's as if he feels she has no right to get on her high horse and make fun of him for the sexual choices he ma...oh,right." ;)

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Is The Age Of Sexless Pop Music Here? (And Was It Inevitable?)

AP080907028015.jpgLast night at the Video Music Awards, American Idol winner Jordin Sparks veered from the script to defend herself against the incessant mocking of the Jonas Brothers’ vows of chastity by host Russell Brand. “I just have one thing to say about promise rings. It’s not bad to wear a promise ring, because not everybody–guy or girl–wants to be a slut,” she said as an amused John Legend looked on. Sparks is a promise ring wearer herself; she chatted up her no-sex stance in the weeks after winning Idol, and she toiled in the Christian-pop scene before singing in front of Randy, Paula, Simon, and America. But is her dissent, and the somewhat positive reaction it’s been getting in the VMA afterglow, a harbinger of a less sexed-up world of pop music? And was it only a matter of time? MORE »

@revmatty: And don't forget about all the copies that will sell when one of these bastions of purity ends up actually impregnating someone/getting pregnant. Countdown until the inevitable JoBro shotgun wedding...

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Live-Blogging The 2008 Video Music Awards: No Britney, No Peace

vmalogo.jpgOh HI! It’s dickdogfood. I welcome you to Idolator’s liveblog of the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards. Now before I became a quasi-anonymous commentator legend, I was known as Michael Daddino. (I still am, in certain obscure circles.) Once, during that long-gone era, I watched 24 hours of MTV and wrote about it on the internet in real-time; thus the concept of the liveblog was forged in the smithy of my soul. And today I return to my old stomping grounds, all Proverbs 26:11-style, to point and laugh at…well, what’s it going to be today, kiddies? What’s it gonna be? Contrite Britney? Egotasmic Kanye? The JoBros making their inevitable Fleet Foxes move? Nickleodeon crossovers? Candidate cameos? Overrehearsed spontaneity? Underwhelming medleys? Regrettable covers? A smidge of actual entertainment? Yes, we are likely to get them all: the stars will it so. The handwringing and the laughter begin after the jump. MORE »

@Dickdogfood: You did a great job last night. Do you like sexy psychos? If so, wanna go out?

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Get Excited: It’s The List Of Video Music Awards Winners!

AP08090801282.jpgSure, in the long run, “which artists had to take moonmen home from tonight’s Video Music Awards ceremony” is probably a meaningless statistic on the level of, say, “almost-no-hitters in Mets history,” but admit it, you want to know if Paramore beat out Fall Out Boy or if both of them got robbed by Linkin Park I MEAN COME ON YOU GUYS–uh, I mean, full list of winners after the jump. MORE »

I agree with Dickdogfood that Britney's three wins were a defensible, relatively happy result on the main show.

But most of the rest of the winners on the telecast sucked -- and, by contrast, virtually all of the winners not broadcast (i.e., the list above starting with Art Direction, on down) were uniformly good and deserving.

So I guess this is what the VMA trophy itself has evolved into: respectable in the small categories, crap on the air. Srsly, in the '80s and '90s the VMAs used to be remarkably good at rewarding deserving stuff -- much better than you'd expect on an awards show where the awards were always secondary to the spectacle. Now, not so much.

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Since MTV’s Video Music Awards-related Twitter feed has lain dormant for the past seven months, I’ve decided to pick up the slack–and get you all ready for our liveblog, which starts at 8 p.m. ET– by updating Idolator’s account on the microblogging service with notes from the red carpet. MORE »

@owenmeany: Amen.

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The Video Music Awards: They’re Coming! Get Ready!

We have about 52ish hours until Britney Spears trades on her recent notoriety to open the 25th-anniversary installment of MTV’s Video Music Awards, and like last year, you are all invited to watch with Idolator as we break down the goings-on–and, maybe, break down–in real time. So do come back at 8 p.m. ET for the pregame show and the live broadcast, which starts at 9! Sadly, I will not be handling live-blogging duties as a) I was only given a red-carpet pass, and not access to watch the broadcast being simulcast; and b) even if I did high-tail it back to my hotel room really really fast, the damn thing doesn’t air on the West Coast until 9 p.m. PT. But I’ve handed over the task to someone who’s more than capable: Our own Dickdogfood, who pioneered the art of the MTV liveblog all the way back in 2001, which is like forever ago in Internet time. MORE »

@DocStrange: Word, on every single...word. I think that might be MTV trying to reclaim the mantle of being "hip" and "ironic".

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