Idolator
You just know that the "news" of the Sony BMG-signed John Mayer making out with the rainbow-haired gossipeuse is going to result in a directive from the VP of publicity at the company to all the promoters dealing with its male artists, telling them to get their tongues wagging in Perezzers' general direction ASAP in an effort to work around his AP Editors Get A Little Too Excited About The Prospect Of Led Zeppelin Playing Bonnaroo
The above screengrab comes from the AP's story on the Bonnaroo lineup, which clearly suffered from having a night copyeditor who wasn't up on her "funny" lesbian cock-rock cover bands that are almost named after icons of said genre and are, ahem, billed way, way too low to be considered "headliners." (Well, at least she's as good at figuring out in-joke-laden riddles as we are.) According to my sources who weren't out on the town during this whole kerfuffle, we can blame the NME for the foul-up. Tsk tsk, NME. You should have run with the "surprise Baltimora show" angle instead!
