Maura showed me the new artwork for the new Oasis album, and I immediately thought two things. One: Are you sure that's not the new Edan record? And two: Someone needs to make a Random Oasis Song/Album Title and/or Lyric Generator already. Seriously, what are the interviews in London like? "It's called
Dig Your Own Hole. I mean, it's called
Searching for the Young Soul Rebels. Oh shit, sorry, it's called
Diamond Dogs. Er... " [pause] "It's called
Lady Soul. Fuck, man—just let me straighten out in the loo, back in a second." [ten minutes later] "Whoo! Back! Whew! Hey! Great to see ya again, long time, eh?" [inhales heavily and sharply] "Anyway, new album. What was that title again?
Soul Rebels?
Soul Revolutionaries? Hahahaha who fuckin' cares, man? Here—wanna come take a bump with me, mate?" [
Consequence Of Sound]
Clichewatch II: The Writers' Rebellion
John Darnielle has a message for publicists: "Stop opening your one-sheets by announcing that the state of music is pretty dour but the artist whose music you yourself are putting out has somehow risen above the intolerable state of things. OK? Can you do that one thing for me, please, if not for the sake of your artists, whose promos get tossed aside by writers like, oh, me, the second we see a line about how we live in an era where music isn't really so good, but fortunately for us, some band has come along to rescue us all?" [
Last Plane To Jakarta]
Digital-Age Phrases That Should Never Be Used
"Within 2 years, the leading music blogs will become what used to be called 'Record Labels'. The people running them will be those sharp, tuned-in, hyper-networked and resourceful BlogJs formerly known as bloggers." Not only does "BlogJ" sound, well,
dumb, the whole thing is even worse when you realize that the only reason the full half-word is being used—instead of the rhymes-with-DJ term that makes more sense—is so as not to offend delicate ears who think of different things when the letters "b" and "j" come together. Of course, the irony there is that "BlogJ" types are very well-versed in giving BJs of the verbal sort, amirite? [
Digital Music News / T-shirt via
Gifts For A Geek]
Idolator
Coldplay's forthcoming Viva la Vida, or Death and All His Friends has the Guardian moaning about the curse of the bad album title, raising the spectre of the Smashing Pumpkins' Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, Fiona Apple's When The Pawn..., and Public Enemy's Muse Sick-n-Hour Mess Age to make the case that Vida's awkward title will probably sink the album, sales-wise. (Well, at least EMI will have something else to blame for the inevitably disappointing numbers besides "softening market conditions.") But surely we've all bought unfortunately titled albums in an effort to look past awkward syntax and bad puns by musicians whose output we trust? I know I have, so after the jump, I run down five owned-by-me full-lengths that I generally only refer to as "that album by those guys, you know which one I mean." (For what it's worth, the best-titled in my collection is Ill Ease's All Systems A-Go-Go!, but that particular honor can change at any moment.)
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