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"Time" Tries To Rack Up The Pageviews With A List Of 10 Songs That A Writer Happened To Hear This Summer

Not that I expect the lumbering newsmagazine Time to be cutting-edge or anything, but its oddly timed package "The Songs Of Summer 2008" sure does provide an argument in favor of the microcriticism service Blippr. The list, which is presented in the time-honored "listicle spread out over ten separate Web pages so as to maximize clicking" form, basically collects 10 songs that have nothing in common except for their having been played on commercial radio sometime this year. (Maybe even as early as February!) You'd think that a publication that fancied itself to be Web-savvy would have been all over some of these songs by now, but apparently Time's overlords need a few more day-late, dollar-short, annoyingly designed packages before they rethink their online culture strategy for the 48,627th time in the magazine's online existence. The mag's list of top songs after the jump. More »

When Slow News Days Attack The New York Daily News' gossip column would like to remind you that Kurt Cobain, now 14 years passed, didn't like Axl Rose. While this information isn't really all that new, the lede to the piece sets new standards of... something: "Fans of Kurt Cobain continue to mourn the Nirvana rocker. But Cobain's 1994 suicide did have one upside: he didn't have to listen to loathsome Axl Rose anymore." Uh, well, that makes it OK, then? [NYDN / Image via this message-board thread that rehashed the whole thing four years ago]

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Two Imperiled Industries Decide To Hook Up For Kicks

So, you're at a company whose core business hasn't been doing so well these days. Layoffs are high, morale is low, and people getting your product for free are cutting into your profit model. How can you save your hide, or at least stave off your problems for one more day? Both EMI and the newsmongers Gannett have had these sorts of problems, and together, they've apparently decided that the answer is to hook up with one another and remember what the glory days of the monoculture were like—you know, back when the word "exclusive premiere" meant something? EMI and Gannett both remember those days, which is why they've entered into a deal to "premiere" the new album by Brian Wilson, That Lucky Old Sun, on Gannett's newspaper and TV sites before its Sept. 2 release. More »

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"Slate" Unmasks Its (And Everyone Else's) Music-Writing Plagiarizers

And here we thought the New York story on plastic surgery would be the most fucked up (and entertaining) music-related story we'd encounter this week. Not even close, thanks to a reader of Jody Rosen's, who informed the Slate/Rolling Stone critic that someone named Mark Williams had copied his Jimmy Buffett piece for the former in a Texas weekly, the Montgomery County Bulletin. After contacting the paper's editor and receiving a curiously blank reply, Rosen started nosing around some more. More »

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Five Ways To Not Write A Trend Piece On Music Blogs

Ah, trend stories, the bane of every journalistic enterprise. On the one hand, they are handy for editors who want to know what "the kids" who will be taking their jobs and houses are up to. On the other hand, they're generally vacuous glosses on subjects that are way too surface-gleaning to even be called "superficial." Greg Sandoval at CNet took the world of "music blogging" under his trend-story wing this morning, and if nothing else it's a primer in how not to tackle this admittedly knotty, yet way too often completely misunderstood subject. Five anti-lessons after the jump. More »

Yay, Journalism! What better way to show that DIY music videos uploaded to YouTube are the new way that bands are promoting themselves than by conducting an interview with your own brother, who just happens to be in a band that posted a clip of its own on Sunday? And here I thought trolling for sources within Facebook friend listings was a lazy tactic for trend-story-generation! [Listening Post]

Chuck Phillips' latest Los Angeles Times article implicating Sean Combs in the shooting of Tupac Shakur may have been based on fradulent FBI reports created by Frank Sabatino, a 31-year-old scam artist who likes to get up close and clerical with rap superstars. In 2011, Phillips will a reveal a new theory of the crime based on lyrics by the Game. [The Smoking Gun]

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CNN Reclassifies Black Crowes As "Grunge," Remains Blissfully Ignorant Of The Concept Of "Irony"

Presenting two CNN anchors who, in the sliver of time that they're allotted to discuss one of the day's biggest soft-news stories, find themselves musing over the true meanings of an official statement from Maxim that they haven't seen. And said statement is regarding a review they haven't read. And it covers a band they're completely unfamiliar with (although they do know that Kurt Cobain isn't the Black Crowes' lead singer)! Who said that there were no good examples of journalism out there in the world? [HT: Gawker]

Last night, the New York Fox affiliate attempted an exposé on RMG Technologies, a Pittsburgh-based company that specializes in helping ticket brokers snake into the Web sites of outfits like Ticketmaster and get hot seats before the rest of the public can, and which is currently being sued by Ticketmaster for said naughty practices. The reporter, when visiting what were apparently RMG's very cramped headquarters, was greeted with a hastily made sticker on the door that called the office RMG's "Secret Evil Laboratory," a little bit of "evil = smarter than you" humor that no doubt made the woman who claimed that she'd punched her monitor when she found out she couldn't get her niece some Jonas Brothers tickets give her TV a whack as well. RMG is fighting Ticketmaster's lawsuit by saying that not selling its broker-assisting application would "put them out of business," but honestly, given that the RMG vs. Ticketmaster scuffle is like watching Dr. Evil duke it out with the Brain—only not as quip-filled—would anyone feel bad about that outcome? [Fox 5 New York]

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Nas Is The Latest Artist To Feel The 2 1/2-Star Sting Of Maxim's "Educated-Guess Previews"

After being caught reviewing the new Black Crowes album without reviewer David Peisner actually possessing a copy of said album and claiming the bogus critique as an "educated-guess preview," Maxim has gone one better and awarded another mediocre review to an album that doesn't actually exist yet. Last we heard, Nas' Title That Certain Bloggers Take Great Delight In Printing Whenever Possible had been delayed until late spring. Turns out the rapper has possibly yet to even deliver the tapes to Def Jam; Nas tells the New York Post that he's "finishing the album now" and talking up a new April 22 release date. Perhaps in deference to those long magazine lead times, the educated guessers at Maxim went ahead and gave Nas' unfinished album 2 1/2 circles (out of a perfect five). That's the same score that so incensed the Crowes, but Nas is much more sanguine about the whole affair. More »

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At "Maxim," Music Writing Is So Easy It Can Be Done Without Actually Hearing The Music In Question

If you've picked up the new issue of Maxim, you may have flipped past a review of the Black Crowes' forthcoming album Warpaint. In the 75 or so words allotted to him writer David Peisner spends half his time talking about the Crowes' 1990 debut album before passing his final judgment, writing off the record as being "boozy, competent, and in slavish tribute to the Stones, the Allmans, and the Faces." The graphical representation of Peisner's review: Two and a half filled circles out of five. Which wouldn't be so bad except for one thing: Peisner never heard the album because the Black Crowes' label, Megaforce, didn't release advances of it to critics. Someone at the label got in touch with Maxim, and the person there in charge of editing the mag's music coverage said that the writeup, stars and all, was actually an "educated-guess preview" and hey, wasn't it better than no coverage at all? More »

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Someone Figured Out A Way To Make The "Women In Rock" Concept Even More Offensive

I've been trying to muster up a response to this bit of Tony Sclafani-penned nonsense written under the delusion that, since this year's Best New Artist category in the Grammys is made up of female-fronted bands from tip to toe, it's time to trot out the old "Women In Rock Rock!" trope that has brought so much lazy "trend" journalism to the world in recent years. My objections have, of course, been laid out in this space: the whole idea of creating women as Others in music only serves to further cement the old patriarchal ways, if someone like Feist whose persona possesses a lot of traditionally feminine traits succeeds is it really "progress," etc., etc. But every time I try to read the damn thing, I can't get past its first line, which should probably be in some Hall Of Fame for bad lede-writing because of its blend of bubbleheadeness, press-release-ready bland hyperbole, and, uh, schoolyard taunts: More »

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The Top Four Sentences From Yesterday's Vampire Weekend Profile That Made Me Vow To Never Read A Story About Them Again


As previously reported, both Jess and I think that the debut album by the buzzed-to-death New York band Vampire Weekend is perfectly fine. (Possibly of note: Every time I listen to their album, I experience an Orange Juice craving about six tracks in.) But coverage of the band—from its Rolling Stone accolades to all those blog posts—has been absolutely nauseating, to the point where it actually makes me kind of hate the idea of words being used to described music, or at least musicians. I hit some sort of breaking point yesterday, thanks to the "A Night Out With" profile of the band in the New York Times Sunday Styles. In its 489 words, it manages to hit on everything that drives me bonkers about the Columbia-bred band's preppy-smarmy signifiers, and it spends more time talking about the band's hype express than about the music that started that train a-rolling. After the jump, the four sentences that almost had me throwing my paper across the room! More »

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Chicago TV "News" Report Flogs Emo's Dead Horse

If there's one thing that could make a local TV news "trend" report even more pitiful, it's crappy college emo, and Chicago's Fox affiliate has produced a segment on the emo lifestyle and its hidden dangers to prove this very point. And in the grand tradition of local TV news, this report is heavy on the melodramatic voiceover and about five years behind the curve. More »

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"Time" Lets Hard Rock Fanboy Fawn Over His Idols

Apparently some Time story got killed at the last minute, because this barely copyedited piece on the recent resurgence of hard-rock bands that can only be described as "odd" for a lot of reasons somehow made it to the magazine's site. Not only is Don Dokken referred to as "Dan" in the story's second sentence (ouch!), and not only does Vince Neil's assertion that Motley Crue is in its heyday right now go unquestioned, and not only was the Rocklahoma festival—which, if anything, was the moment that hard rock could have been claimed as ruling the roost during the just-completed summer concert season—completely ignored (as was the fact that many of these touring bands were full of reshuffled hired guns), the numbers that were presented as evidence of writer/CNN Headline News personality Kris Osborn's "rock is back!" thesis were subject to some curious inflation: More »

NME to not-really-Meg White-tape-crazed bloggers: "Tut tut, you people are so gullible. And now, it's time for another item on the Razorlight frontman's horrible body odor!" [NME]

A statement from Patrick Goldstein, who wrote a column suggesting that the LA Times distribute music with the paper a la Prince and the Daily Mail, only to see it get killed by an (apparently not-well-liked) editor: "Obviously no columnist is ever very happy about having their column killed. But I'm much more disappointed that the column that was killed was full of ideas about how to help my newspaper. I love working at a newspaper, especially this one, but if we don't start embracing change in a big way, there won't be great jobs like the one I have much longer. I'm constantly writing about how all the studios and big media companies are radically reinventing themselves. It's time we did the same." [Deadline Hollywood Daily]

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"LA Times" Kills Column That Suggests Record Business, Newspaper Business May Be In Trouble

Yesterday's Los Angeles Times had a hole where its "Big Picture" column, written by Patrick Goldstein, usually was; a note on the front page of the paper's Calendar section said that the reason was Goldstein being "on assignment," but according to LA Observed, the column that was set to run yesterday was actually spiked. Why? For laying out a pretty rational strategy where the Times could bolster its circulation and street cred by engaging in "covermount" promotions similar to the one Prince did with the Daily Mail in the UK. Luckily, LA Observed snagged the column in full, so we can see just how crazy Goldstein's suggestions are: More »