Idolator

A slow news day has the NME cooking up disaster scare stories, with quotes from scientific experts and everything, about cataclysmic earthquakes that could maybe, someday, possibly strike the Coachella Valley. Even though one hasn't hit for 300 years. My God, can you imagine if it happened by some infinitesimal chance during the festival? The loss to the music-blog community would be astronomical. [NME]