A Friendly Nudge: We're Looking For Assholes, Musicians, and Maybe Even Asshole Musicians

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A Friendly Nudge: We're Looking For Assholes, Musicians, and Maybe Even Asshole Musicians

Your big-chief Idolators would like to remind you about our two delightful ongoing features: Sample Sale and "Hey Asshole!" In Sample Sale, we let loose a fantastic old MP3—our debut entry is "Towering Inferno" by '70s Afro-rock stars The Green Arrows—and invite you to mix, chop, and grind the track however you see fit (don't let our old-timey DJ lingo turn you off). Post the tracks in the comments section, and we'll pick the best one, allowing you to bask in blogosphere glory. If this goes well, we can irk the RIAA on a weekly basis, and you will also get repeated chances to look at an adorable picture of a cat and a record player.

In "Hey Asshole!", we ask you to regale us with tales of terrible concert behavior, complete with pictures of the main offenders. We've already had some good first efforts, but we're still waiting for the money shot to kick off the first entry. Come on, people! You've got cameras, concert tickets, and no shortage of harsh criticism for each other. This could be your greatest dreams realized.