Idolator

All I see is a bottle of Christian Dior's Poison...

So which one is "Jenny From The Block" and which one is "J-Lo?" It's so hard to tell...

Oh, that reminds me -- I'm due back at a shitty rave in 1996.

OMG, this looks like a Trapper Keeper from 1982.

Actually I heard this is going to be a concept album based Aldous Huxley's "Brave New World". I for one am looking forward to the first single "Dystopian Dancefloor".

regarding the sparkle: it's a trend! curse you, myspace!

This cover looks...sticky. Is the background made of hair gel?

She totally stole the "Battlestar Galactica" font.

Why do I feel like this is what Marc Anthony touches himself to when he can't get sex from J-Lo?

I think she's confusing the term "Brave" with "Foolish," because the latter's the best description of her at this point in time. More shitty music? Do not want.

Who keeps giving the layout artists copies of "H2O" by Hall and Oates?! S'like the third fucking time in a month...

I just imagined this album cover being painted on a giant wall by the hero of Xanadu. Do you think the two J.Los would come alive and start a roller disco if he only poured enough of his artistic soul into the mural?

@extracrispy:

That is brilliant. You are my hero.