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I find the "Limited Edition" cover offensive and yet strangely arousing

LMAO. This is so awful it just might be the greatest thing since Neon Bible

It's a thin line between clever and stupid. Maybe if it were the Nug tied up it'd be different?

"What's wrong with being sexy?"

"Well, so what? What's wrong with being 'sexy?'"

"You know, if we were serious and we said, 'Yes, she should be forced to smell the glove,' then you'd have a point, but it's all a joke."

this crosses every known line of craptacularity. the fuggin' nuge, MAN!

So charming he is. Someone forgot to mention to him that Eli Roth's Thanksgiving (NSFW, probably not safe for life in general) isn't a documentary.

For some reason the girl in place of a roast pig causes me much less confusion and distress than the grenade in place of an apple. It just makes no sense.

Well, I guess that settles it: nothing looks good in a jewel case. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Ok, we get it CREEPY Uncle Ted

obviously, the Nuge can no longer claim he's never done drugs. drugs are the only rational explanation for this disasterpiece.

What's the Nuge gonna do when even the feminists don't give a shit about this?

Guys, maybe she has breast cancer.

@nicopop: That's funny stuff.

We can only hope for another special edition, featuring a pig shoving a grenade into Susan B. Anthony's vagina whilst she gets a mammogram from the Nuge himself. And the pig has a guitar.

When left-wingers antagonize right-wingers, it's funny; when right-wingers antagonize left-wingers, it's fucking hilarious for all unintended reasons.

I came here for my Spinal Tap fix, and I'm not leaving disappointed.

Nuge, you silly bastard.

You guys really need to blow that pic up (increase its size, though detonating it probbably wouldn't hurt). I assumed that it was simply Ted himself and was applauding his Beth Ditto-esque courage to display his man-teets for all the world...or at least his 16 remaining fans.

And yet there's STILL no one who gives a shit about Ted Nugent putting out a new album.

Quick, Ted! To the videoclub! You must preorder that Captivity DVD, or those bastards will buy it before you!

I wonder if the model has shown this to her mom yet, beaming with pride: "Ma, I worked with Ted Nugent!"

Shit salad.

Once you get past the (ahem) main meal, the art direction goes from offensive to just confusing. Is that thing in the bottom left-hand corner supposed to be a guitar? Why is it both animated and strangely forshortened? Is that steam rising off the girl? Who paints their kitchen black? And why take the trouble to so lovingly render some vegetables if you're just going to perch a naked girl on top?