Idolator

In an effort to distract from other two word combinations currently making America feel very bad about its complicity in its own culture—"Britney Spears," "50 Cent," "Kanye West," "popular music," etc.—here's one that you probably hoped to never, ever hear again, just to take your beleaguered minds off 2007 for a minute: "wardrobe malfunction." Yes, a court in Philadelphia is about to rule on whether or not the FCC overstepped its bounds in fining CBS $550,000 for the scarring mammary exposure that forced an obviously damaged Janet Jackson to release both Damita Jo and 20 Y.O. and affected Teflon devil Justin Timberlake not a happy-go-lucky whit. [BBC]