Idolator

Out of that list it has to be Lily Allen. Avril is married and Courtney Love's face is now so fucked up that not even her celebrity could compel someone to "service" her. And I choose to ignore the Fergie option in any situation.

Kenny Chesney?

My guesses would be Joan Jett or Peaches.

OMG, hello! Evanesence!

Beth Ditto- not cause she's large, but because she's awesome.

@therichgirlsareweeping: holy crap, i didn't even THINK of that one.

Sheryl Crow

@SirLoin: Haha, I don't Peaches would be any kind of surprise to anyone.

@kaate: The Ferg's getting it from Josh Duhamel (drool) so I wouldn't think she needs any band member skankiness.

"Bring Me to Life," indeed.

@maura: Mmmhm. And people wonder why that band cycles through "members" so uh, quickly!

I assume you're not referring to diana krall, right? because she's known for that sort of thing, at least pre-elvis...

Amy Winehouse. Anybody want to check and see how many of her band members have turned to stone?

@Ted Striker: I suggested the 'House during the nominating process, but as Maura pointed out, she has a regular touring band.

COME ON. No one is going to bring up the possibility of Beyonce and her ALL FEMALE BAND?

Wait, so nobody thinks this is Cecilia Bartoli? Odd.

you would think it would be a brit, given pop bitches penchant for exposing b list brit sit com stars and second dvision footballers for their cocaine and/or dildo related indiscretions...

Hannah Montana?

@jess h.: It can't be the 'House, because she obsesses too much over that fiancee/suitcase pimp who never leaves her alone...

@therichgirlsareweeping:

I immediately thought of Evanescence/Amy Lee too, since she has had so many problems with the musicians she's worked with.

I thought Amy Lee too, but bitch got married to some dude and has been incessantly blogging about it and shouting out to him blah blah.

Wouldnt it be funny if it was Lacey Mosely, that uber Christian chic from FlyLeaf

@Aquemini: I also suggested Hannah Montana, but then I just said a couple Hail Marys.

I love Popbitch, and I also vote the possibility of a British singer. So with that in mind, and as I try to think of all the singers they've ever mentioned, I've come up with...

Charlotte Church or Kylie Minogue

Zooks, kids, is anyone really laboring under the delusion that it couldn't be so 'n so because she's married? People get married because cheating is some much fun. Do I have to teach you everything????

i vote for kylie- i just didn't want to be the first.

@Jay-C: and we all know that sex to a junkie is like getting cheese on a chili dog, I mean ya, it's great, but the chili dog is entirely satisfying as is. (all double-entendre's intended).

No mention of my lady chan? I'd learn an instrument to be misused by her.

@kiteless: oh, now you just made me have a vision of chan-gregg foreman sex. ewwww.

Scott Weiland? (Waits for screaming noises coming from Metalsucks guys...)

@kisskisskiss: Dude! I didn't even think of that possibility. *cough*

kd lang

Kylie's entourage would be too busy servicing each other to pay any attention to her so I highly doubt thats the correct answer.

i'm guessing it's someone older like Linda Ronstadt (who used to "date" her opening act comedian Jim Carrey) or maybe Chrissie Hynde of Pretenders ... or it could be someone who's batshit crazy like Macy Gray

Joss Stone is my guess, and rock on may I say. Rock on. Who doesn't love being serviced by musicians? Communists, that's who.

oooohhh macy gray is a good guess.

@maura: so it was the gregg foreman visual that made you gag and not the chili dog innuendo? Look closely at this inkblot, what do you see maura?

typically their pop star blind items involving american talent involve someone who was in london in the last week. on an unrelated note- has anyone seen joss stone around? doesn't she "fuck for tracks"?

btw, Janis Joplin is not impressed by this post.

LIZA!

Barbra Streisand.

@kiteless: i see two years of living in philadelphia.

Liza Minnelli. Sheer pants are meant to tease.

@Weezy F Baby:

Nah. Macy wouldn't even be able to tour if that was the case. I'm gonna go with Carrie Underwood...on tour that is. Yummy!

Please, please please be the girl from Evanescence.

The girls from Prussian Blue.

CASE CLOSED!

@cerulgalactus: What a peculiar function of Godwin's Law.

I think you may have just won the internet.