Idolator

i too would break down after having to live under the suffocating weight of jack white's ego for so many years.

then i would wipe away my tears with the piles of money i kept in my walk-in closet. and i would be ok.

This is probably a big joke they're playing on us gullible, lazy music journalists. They think it's so funny, they probably will actually not show up in Austin just to show us how lazy and gullible we are.

I heard she had diarrhea.

First R&G, now these jackholes. Seriously, if I got paid millions to pound on a kit in front of thousands, you can be damned sure i'd be up there even if i had a hole in my head.

"... Meg White is being fingered ..."

uh... huh huh huh....

Meg's going to get a strongly worded letter if they fail to show up Tuesday in San Diego with the Cold War Kids.

I can't decide if I should make a Bedazzler joke or an "exhaustion" joke.
Nevermind.

Like they really wanted to come to Albuquerque.

Link: "Point Me in the Direction of Albuquerque" by The Partridge Family

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