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From the "10 minutes of Google research could have avoided all of this this" files: R&B singer Ginuwine has launched a lawsuit against a one-time pal who claimed to own a record company willing to offer the Batchelor "$1.75 million to record his first album with King, including a $500,000 advance," according to the AP. And raise your hand if you'd be suspicious if one of your friends suddenly offered you nearly $2 mil:
Because King Music Group Inc., which has "no corporate record" in four states and has yet to cough up a dime, while Ginuwine "could be sued if he made records for another company while under contract to King." While I feel for Ginuwine (and also think he was kind of a dumb-ass in this instance), I have to admit I was pleased that his misfortune reminded me that his birth name is "Elgin Baylor Lumpkin." Which sounds like a cartoon villain. Who sings about wanting to live and love inside your jeans.
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Next up on the countdown, it's E.B. Lumpkin with "Blow Me on the Toilet"...
E. B. Lumpkin is either the pseudonym of a Mad Magazine writer, a guy who writes angry letters to the Farmer's Almanac, or he doesn't exist at all. I refuse to believe it's the name of the guy who wrote my favorite slow jam of all time.
I guess Elgin's oeuvre has sadly eased into what the kids call "old-school." Me? I call it the music Timbaland made before he was a total prick.
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