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Clearly, Chester Bennington's frowny-face reputation can't be erased, no matter how hard he tries; why else would the Hollywood Reporter's photo editor pair the happy news with that picture in which the LP singer looks like an apoplectic five-year-old wailing for a juicebox?
Chester Bennington
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Is the answer "because he is, in all actuality, an apoplectic five-year-old with a propensity for wailing about his insufficient juicebox supply"? I'm going to go with that.
He kind of looks like Robert Englund in that picture. Complete with Freddy sweater.
"Ah-waaaah! I wanted to outsell Jaaayyyy-Zeeeeee! Waaaaah!!!!!!!"
That kind of face often is accompanied by a little nugget o' doo-doo in the pants. Oh, wait, look a little closer ... it's not a turd, it's a song!
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