Clips: The Worst Poison Video Since The One With Bret Michaels' Ding-A-Ling

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The Worst Poison Video Since The One With Bret Michaels' Ding-A-Ling

For reasons unknown to us—or to mankind in general—a Poison fan decided to pay tribute to the band by making a video for its version of "SexyBack"; the inexplicable homage features images of overly amorous stuffed animals with superimposed human lips, and it's every kind of ugly Freudian nightmare you've ever had, all at once. Is it possible to actually turn the Internet off?

Poison's Sexyback [YouTube, via Totally Fuzzy]

9:53 AM on Fri Jun 22 2007
By Brian Raftery
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by janine at 09:58 AM on 06/22/07
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Are you kidding? I much prefer this to the Timberlake spy stuff. That video just looked like piles of money on fire.
by Aleb at 10:07 AM on 06/22/07
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@janine: those were exactly my thoughts!
by Julio Allison at 10:52 AM on 06/22/07
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Agreed. Hell give me the, uh...well, whatever the fuck this was...over the other thing any day.
by capn_guthrie at 11:59 AM on 06/22/07
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are you sure this isn't a Basement Jaxx video?
by noamjamski at 12:45 PM on 06/22/07
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That just made my week.
by Weezy F Baby at 06:56 PM on 06/22/07
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this cover is kinda..fucking..good?
by nonce at 07:27 PM on 06/22/07
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I must've missed some of my medication, but not only did I find that video hilarious, but I actually like the Posion version better than the original. Though I'm more ashamed to admit I like a Poison song than I am to admit that I find frantically-masturbating stuffed animals amusing.