Idolator

I hope that's Chinese for "Please throw all garbage here."

Firstly, so stoked that I don't know who Chester Bennington is. He will be good in an Evita-style Hugo Chavez musical, though.

Two: Amy Lee (r.) has REALLY let herself go.

Three: Unrelatedly, I totally had a chance to knock Tom Morello over with my girlfriend's mother's Honda SUV-dealie on Friday in Louisville, yet did not. I'm getting old, man.

At first glance, I thought the middle photo was Lenny Kravitz.

a CAMOU-MURSE?

There are no words to describe the sheer douchebaggery of Jared Leto.

Incredible.

Dudes gotta try some ex-lax or something... That looks painful.

Chester wins in a walk.

Apparently the stalker also stole the upper portion of his spine.

jared leto looks SO GOOD

I did NOT need this on a Monday. Think of the children.

That IS Mickey Rourke on the end, yes? Because yikes.

Are those outtakes from Grindhouse?

Just take a deep breath and keep saying to yourself "it is downloading that is killing music."

From the way Chester and Jon are leaning, they are obviously providing mental bookends for Jared's tremendous ego. Which is good since he is obviously in the middle of transcending his next rock opus: a tale of love and war in the Viking ages. It will be a 7 minute, 50 million dollar epic and performed entirely en'vilue'.

I so made that word up. That's how epic it is.

Is Jonathan Davis making his "My Daddy touched me here!" pose?

This makes me want to pee out of my ass

Jared Leto is 35 years old?...my senses are now doubly offended.