Idolator
The following is a partial list of all the high class junk you could be getting if you were already a musician and/or celebrity well-known enough to be invited to the VMAs this weekend and therefore wealthy enough to able to purchase all of these items several times over before lunch:
- $2,000 gift certificate for another Vegas vacation
- An assload of coffee
- Cigar cutter
- Dice cufflinks
- Custom-made hat
- Burberry boxer shorts
- Various T-shirts
- Various shoes
- Sunglasses
- Swimsuits
- Jeans
- Rings and bracelets
- Hair care products
- A straightening iron
- Perfume
- A yoga gift certificate
- A copy of the Rock Band video game
- A subscription to Rhapsody
- Music software
- A USB-port turntable
- Watches
- Tattoo removal gift certificate
Combined grand total what-the-fuck cost: $10,000 ea.
Congratulations to everyone this weekend—not just the winners, but those lucky enough to even get a seat and receive "gift" bags worth a third or more of many Americans' average yearly income. I hate you all.*
*This might just be thinly veiled jealousy talking.
Comments
"Tattoo removal gift certificate"
Brilliant!
Awww I know what I'm getting Jess for her birthday!!! Dice cufflinks!!
I totally need to get famous in the next 24 hours just so I can get Rock Band now instead of in November....
Oh good, it's just a gift certificate for it. Glad to see that "celebrities" have to wait like the rest of us. Still, they don't have to shell out the $200 for it....
Thinly-veiled? Wear your jealousy loud and proud like I do, Jess!
tattoo removal... for the record, if you appear as a guest on Fuse's "the sauce" you get a 200 gift certificate FOR a tattoo...
MuchMusic gives guests a tattoo of a gift certificate.
/hosers
@DHMBIB: They surely know what those aging rock stars need.
Or Angelina Jolie.
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