Idolator

Thanks to the tipster who sent in this ad from Detroit's Craigslist arm:

we are looking for a Beautiful Women of any race to be in a new reality show with a new upcoming rapper from Detroit. You will have to act like you are his girlfriend for six months while he makes his album. they pay is $10,000 A month. you must be willing to move in with the rapper, no sex is invovled. The rapper is the first person signed to Shady/G-unit and this is how they fill they want to launch the artist. if you are interested please send a head shot or pic. please no phone calls at this time

A reality show that's not even competitive, that's based on the whole "we're pretending to be with each other" hook, and completely devoid of sex? To be honest, everything about this ad seems like it could be true—except that last part.

On the bright side, if this ad is legit, and the people who placed this ad are looking for someone who's looking for exposure and whose typing aptitude is similar to theirs, we know just the person.

Looking for a beautiful female(Shady/G-unit) [Craigslist]