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At a St. Louis college gig by laptop bootlegger Girl Talk on Friday, an audience member was so moved by the DJ's wacky blends of classic indie-rocking cheese with today's chart-topping hip-hop cheese that he proceeded to strip down to his skivvies and start acting like a raging dipshit. At which point he recieved an attitude adjustment from local police, applied directly to the buttocks.

According to a Gargoyle Student Committee member and other eyewitnesses, trouble began when the man was asked to leave by concert security. When he resisted, the police were summoned. According witnesses, police asked the man, who was topless, to put his shirt back on. He then began to remove his pants. Witnesses say police then seized the man and began handcuffing him. When he resisted a taser was used, an officer on the scene confirmed.

"He was tased in the ass for a prolonged period of time," one female witness stated. "It was terrible."

Despite what many of you meanies are probably hoping, Mr. Girl Talk was not the pantsless showoff who got 1.21 gigawatts to the anus. Instead, GT and crew "ended up moving the show to a frat basement," where drunk, half-naked assholes have long been able to dance to Young Jeezy in peace.

Man Tased At Girl Talk Show At The Gargoyle [Riverfront Times via the Daily Swarm; Photo: Frank Hamilton]