Idolator

Radar has a jailhouse interview with teen-idol-mogul-in-exile Lou Pearlman today; apparently, jail has been great for his figure, and he's planning to get back in the boy-band game once he's out of the clink, since he thinks that boy bands will only be over "when God stops making little girls." More striking than his belief that he's going to get off of multiple fraud charges without so much as a slap, though, is the name he used at hotels while he was on the lam in Indonesia: A. Incognito Johnson. With a wit like that, perhaps he should think about going into an entirely new business.

Lou Pearlman Shapes Up for a Fight [Radar]