Idolator

In keeping with his general inability to bring a narrative to a satisfying resolution, Romulus Kelly's maniacal ass is out of the fire for at least a little while longer, the judge in his kiddie porn case having issued another stay of execution after the just-popped-out-her-third-child prosecutor for the Cook County sex crimes division said she would not be able to proceed with her case. Which means the trial won't be starting in two weeks as originally planned back in August:

Per a gag order, neither side was permitted to comment on this new delay, the latest in a long series of postponements. The pre-trial phase alone has lasted longer than other celebrity trials, or even other child-pornography trials, which usually begin with a year or two of charges being filed. Many of the delays have been medical in nature, such as when Kelly needed emergency surgery for a burst appendix in February, and when Judge Gaughan fell off a ladder, causing multiple fractures, last summer.

You know, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if the big R. knocked up the D.A. himself to keep her out of the courtroom. And then he'd wright the scene into Part 666 of Trapped in the Closet.

R. Kelly Child Pornography Trial Postponed Yet Again [MTV]