Idolator

Bronx rapper, Fat Joe associate, and wannabe martyr Remy Ma is facing an attempted murder charge after a weekend incident at the New York lounge Pizza Bar, where she allegedly shot a cohort after an argument over $2000. Remy is currently out on bail and she's pleading not guilty to the charges, which also include assault and possession of a weapon. But cheer up, Remy—if forensics link you to the shooting, I've figured out a perfect affirmative defense: Having eaten at the dopey Meatpacking District eatery myself, I completely understand why one would be sent into a firearm-toting rage after seeing the bill for their sub-Lean Cuisine attempts at 'za.

Remy Ma Facing Attempted Murder Rap [E!]