Idolator

Now that purchasing music directly is out of style, how will the next generation consume their favorite Top 40 hits? And will they be able to do so while maintaining their daily personal hygiene routine? Hasbro's Tooth Tunes Musical Toothbrush is the only brush that sends music through your teeth...and into your head! Which two-minute song clip would you choose to be sent "through your jawbone to your inner ear?

"Survivor" by Destiny's Child
Pro: Very motivational; encourages you not to give up on your brushing, and maybe work harder to floss.
Con: You'll probably be forced to ask yourself every morning, "Hey, what ever happened to Kelly Rowland?"

"We're All in This Together" from High School Musical
Pro: Reminds you that people all over the world have to brush their teeth, too; you are not alone.
Con: You have to hear the lyric "All our dreams have no limitations" twice a day, every day, reminding you that your dreams do have limitations, and that the only reason you're up so early brushing your damn teeth is because you tried to follow your dreams and it just didn't work out. Bummer!

"Walk Away" by Kelly Clarkson
Pro: Nice brushing tempo; catchy, but innocuous enough for a daily ritual.
Con: May inspire you to walk away before your two minutes of dentist-recommended brushing are done.

"Pumpin' Up the Party" by Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus
Pro: Might convince you that you're on the way to a party every morning.
Con: Reminds you of how Hannah Montana is single-handedly taking down Western Civilization.

Theme from Rocky
Pro: Gets you pumped!
Con: Maybe too pumped?

"Rock & Roll All Night" by KISS
Pro: Novelty conversation piece.
Con: Wait... you can't rock & roll all night! You just brushed your teeth!

Tooth Tunes [hasbro.com]