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It's got to be The Insane Clown Posse. For one, they're insane ("crack is whack"). Two, they're clowns. (See: John Wayne Gacy). And three, they're a posse. You're going to need a good number of fellas to hover that 500lbs up.

man, i hope so, but nominated for a grammy? those fools can't possibly have a grammy nomination.

No, ICP isn't it or Grammy nominated or good wrestlers for that matter.

That headline is pure Drudge sensationalism. You'll be disappointed going to it.

Plus, I don't see anyway that ICP could afford 500lbs of blow. Do the Faygo loving twelve year olds shuffle that much cash their way?

I was hoping it would be Willard Scott, the original Ronald McDonald and current presenter of really really old people on The Today Show. When he reaches 100 he can present himself in that segment. "Willard attributes his longevity to faith in the Lord Jesus Christ and snorting his weight in blow."

i bet ICP makes an absolute shit-ton of money. they come through columbus OH, ALL THE TIME in one conglomeration or another, and the morons line up around the block- all spraying bargain soda on each other and wearing face paint. we used to sit on the lawn across the street from that venue and watch, for hours.

i have an odd, documentary-style fascination with ICP fans. some of those girls have the potential to be really cute, and then there they are, all icp'ed out. i wonder at what point they were fondled by a relative to make them go that route, you know? i always enjoy seeing someone who is somewhat removed from that community sporting a completely unsuspected icp-based tattoo, it's always such a shock. like, "what, YOU? nooooo...."

and ALL those folks have tattoos. it's amazing how little thought goes into that kind of thing.

Son of a...I can't get to any of the links! What's wrong with me? Anyway I vote for Kenny G.

The Wiggles?

Gotta be Slipknot. Or, I should say, I hope it's Slipknot. Please let it be Slipknot.

I used to love listening to ICP appearances on Howard Stern...couldnt understand 1/2 of what they were saying, but somehow it was still funny.

I vote for The Wiggles...that would be GREAT!

Not that you can see the name of the group here, but another story about the bust (with some hintage) is here: http://www.newschannel5.tv/2006/10/2/29211/-Cocaine-Found-...

This is most likely a dodgy attempt at publicity for the new energy drink for douchebags.

http://www.drinkcocaine.com/

I change my guess to LOS LONELY BOYS

$37 million worth of blow was being transported on a tour bus? I'd love to talk to whoever thought THAT was a good idea.

That local news post says that it was a Mexican band. Hmm...

Morrissey?

Gwar? Are they considered clown-ish? If not in looks then deeds?

Michael Bolton - Although the headline could have been more descriptive. "No-Talent-Ass-Clown Tour Bus"

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Man, you guys really, really hate ICP. There goes our Coulda-Woulda-Shoulda on "Chicken Huntin'"!

I thought ICP at first too, but when I read the story I immediately thought of DeBarge. And then I felt a little sad. After all, where's their biopic?

I thought of the Juggalos too, but when I read the story, a different musical act immediately came to mind, which prompts the following question:

Why hasn't DeBarge had a biopic yet? Not even a Movie of the Week. Come on, now....