Idolator
Minutes ago on TRL, Fergie was asked about her song "Pedestal," which deals with a dish that's served at the Idolator flophouse way too often. We speak, of course, of the slightly icky delicacy known as blog beef.
The thing is, I'm pretty much just posing a question. And it's not about people not liking me, because everyone's entitled to their opinion. It's more about those people I see on there all day, and all they're doing is talking negatively about other people. So ... how do they have time to do something positive with their life, you know? And that's just the question that I'm posing.
And with that innocent question, thousands of computer-tethered bloggers were inspired to break free of their chains, shut down their Blogspot accounts, and leave the house and make a difference.
Alas, none of them decided that they were going to buy The Dutchess.
Previously: Is Fergie's Bridge To The Charts Already Falling Down?
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I'm incredibly positive. In fact, I'm positive that right now I need lunch.
The euphoria of blogging has shuttered the doors of too many crystal meth houses already.
No wonder my old neighbor got so quiet.
Ohhh, somebody sobers up and suddenly they're all high and mighty about "doing good with their lives."
Somebody obviously hasn't been to a family dinner where they were forced to watch their eight-year-old cousin do a performance piece to "My Humps" in booty shorts and what would be lightly-regarded as a tanktop. Nice postive role-modeling there. It's only a matter of time before my cousin is stealing my baseball mitt oil to achieve that worn-out catcher's mitt look for her face.
And, technically, she asked two questions. So is "the" question that she's posing "how do they have time to do something positive with their life?" or "you know?"
Fergie's road to positivity is paved in crystal meth. I think it's a road I'll avoid for now...
A month ago, I wrote something nice in my blog about Fergie. After that I didn't post for weeks and weeks. I always thought my blog was pretty lame, but according to Fergie, I'm ideal.
Meanwhile, Perez Hilton got a big head and decided that "Pedestal" was all about him.
He might be the only blogger that actually purchased The Duchess...and never regretted it.
Well she is taking it for granted that ragging on her is not doing something positive. You have to break a few eggs... you know?
If she has honestly worked that hard for "this," she should seriously consider a different day job.
I remember the good ol' days, when Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl" was the worst song I'd ever heard. And as terrible as it was, with the recent release of Fergie's album, I now find myself longing for the days when the lyrics were shit AS WELL as the shit was bananas. Now they're merely shit.
B-A-N-A-N....I can't even bring myself to write it. It just hurts too much.
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