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Go Fish Fights A War That You Probably Had Forgotten Existed


I had the occasion to drive a rental car across Arizona last week without bringing along any CDs, so I ended up flipping back and forth between the three Christian pop stations that seem to possess the only viable FM signals out in the middle of the desert. While I've spent some time as an apologist for Christian music on here in the past, I want to take it all back, thanks to the act Go Fish. More »

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Cher's Ringlets Wish You A Merry Christmas


I was recently alerted to the online presence of this hypnotically bad 1976 Sonny and Cher Christmas special, and this Cher-led Christmas medley really takes the cake. It's set in a Dickensian soundstage, and some maybe famous people show up to help her out. Her "Oh Holy Night"... man. It's like the Vibrato Goblin jumped down her throat. The felt-like fabric of the costumes comes straight from a 1975 Jo-Ann Fabric Store, like people are dressed up in the Formica color palettes. If anybody has ever been to the decrepit made-for-making-out Monster Plantation ride at Six Flags Over Georgia they should recognize Cher's look, particularly the heavy duty ringlets; she looks just like that lady that greets you at the beginning of the ride! More »

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The Saga Of The Christmas Shoes Lives On


Until two days ago, I had never heard NewSong's mawkish holiday atrocity "The Christmas Shoes." Someone forwarded me the link to this promo for the 2002 Rob Lowe movie of the week, and I thought it was a joke at first. Alas, it is very real. If you don't know "The Christmas Shoes", here's the story. One of the guys in Valdosta, Ga., Christian band NewSong (who, a friend noted, look like a bunch of meatpackers) read an Internet legend of a poor boy who saved up all of his money to buy his dying mother some pretty shoes for Christmas. So moved were they by this bit of glurge that they decided to turn it into a song—a five-minute song that rivals "Butterfly Kisses" in sheer ooginess. The actual honest-to-goodness chorus of this song is "I want her to look beautiful / When Mama meets Jesus tonight." Since being exposed to this musical nightmare, I can't seem to escape it. I've heard it on the radio, and YouTube has offered me up all sorts of permutations of this Christmas miracle. Here are a few: More »

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George Michael Tries To Go Back To Last Christmas


He's retired from touring (well, after he plays a couple of shows to the big-money audiences in Dubai, anyway), but George Michael is apparently still interested in putting out new music; today he premiered "December Song (I Dreamed Of Christmas)" on British radio, and the song will be available for purchase come Christmas Day. The wistful, stark track (which might be a tribute to his late mother) recalls "A Different Corner" more than it does his other Yuletide staple, but I like it, mainly because a nine-year-old-shaped part of me is always going to be a complete sucker for almost anything he sings on. [YouTube]

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A Helpful List Of The Top Twenty-Five Songs You Won't Be Able To Escape Between Now And Dec. 26

Radio stations all across the country have pre-emptively flipped to the all-holiday-music format—despite Thanksgiving not even being until Thursday—so ASCAP figured the time was right to unleash a list of the 25 most popular holiday songs of the past five years, (Christmas music and lists? Somebody's got their finger on the pulse!) Topping the chart is "Winter Wonderland," which since being written in 1934 has been covered by the likes of the Andrews Sisters, the Eurythmics, the Cocteau Twins, and Air Supply (how have I not heard that cover?), while the most recent entry on the list is 1984's "Do They Know It's Christmas?" The top 25—with the recording artist whose version has received the most radio airplay over the past five holiday seasons—after the jump. More »

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David Cook Would Like To Give You A Warrant T-Shirt For Christmas


Following in the footsteps of his runner-up David Archuleta, American Idol champ David Cook has shared the contents of "his iPod" with USA Today. This is mainly worth noting because he has Warrant lead singer Jani Lane's version of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" on there, and Lane's version of the chestnut isn't all that bad, actually—it's a gloomy-then-peppy cover that I will bet cash money was inspired by Joey Ramone's version of "What A Wonderful World." (Ramone, it should be noted, is not on Cook's iPod, although Sevendust is. Sigh.) [YouTube / USA Today]

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Flo Rida's Eye Wanders Away From Apple Bottoms, Toward Gap Loose Fits


The Gap's holiday ad campaigns have often featured pop musicians recasting holiday tunes—recall Luscious Jackson's take on "Let It Snow," or Rufus Wainwright's "What Are You Doing New Year's Eve"—but this year, in order to get "interactive," the mall staple is letting people remix the Flo Rida/Janelle Monae/Dixie Chicks/Sandra Bernhard/Other People cover of "Jingle Bells" in the ad above to send to friends. Which is a holiday present that's a lot cheaper than a $69.50 pair of jeans. (Plus it has synthesized cowbells!) [YouTube]

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The Great Christmas Radio Wars Of 2008 Are Totally On, Grinches

Those of you who are keeping track of regular radio stations flipping to all-holiday formats before the traditional "day after Thanksgiving" start date, take note: two Boston stations have gone all-Christmas as of today, and I'm sure there are other stations around the country that have followed suit as well. (If you know of any in your neck of the woods, feel free to take to our comments section!) Meanwhile, the New York oldies station WCBS started sprinkling a few holiday surprises into its playlists all the way back in October, when it was trying to boost its listeners' spirits with a Santa Song Of The Day. The lite-FM powerhouse WLTW decided that imitation was the best Christmas gift it could give to WCBS, so it too started playing its own Santa Songs, and that resulted in WCBS throwing a big fat lump of litigation down the waiting-room staple's chimney: More »

You guys: There is a radio station in St. Louis that is already playing Christmas music. Even worse: The format has been in place on Movin 101 since at least Oct. 10. Even more worse: This so means that some genius programmer is going to "get a jump on next year's competition" by never, ever abandoning the holiday-music format, even after the return windows for unwanted gifts have long expired. [A To Z via Twelve Months Of Christmas]