British actor Keith Allen to his daughter on falling into the same unfortunate habits as fellow beloved-by-blogs British pop singer Amy Winehouse: "Stay off the Ketamine, love. Don't go on the brown (heroin)—look at Amy." Don't you wish your parents would have tried to scare you off drugs in such a delightfully British manner? [Daily Mirror]









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"And if you're going to service a lad, dearest, try to keep your knickers on and not bugger or toy with the bollocks any sooner than good and proper. Chin up, that's a good lass."
OMG THE SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM IS LILY ALLEN'S DAD, I DID NOT KNOW
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