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Pete Wentz's Hipbones To Be Jutting Out At A Mall Near You

Here's one of the ads for Pete Wentz's forthcoming line with DKNY Jeans, which will hit stores this fall. We were sure that his initial foray into the department-store world would have been a cry-proof brand of eyeliner for MAC, but maybe young men's departments won't be ready for their makeup counters until Spring '08.

Pete Wentz For DKNY Jeans [Just Jared via Radar]

1:00 PM on Thu Aug 2 2007
By mjohnston
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by Ahh! Jim lad! at 02:11 PM on 08/02/07
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I don't even know what to say about this guy anymore. Just when I think he can't get more ridiculous, he somehow manages to get more ridiculous.
by catdirt at 03:08 PM on 08/02/07
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why doesn't everyone just leave petey alone????!!!!!!????? when will you recognize that he is a grate artist and that he is a true genios!!!
by heidiho at 03:26 PM on 08/02/07
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Dear Ashlee, if you had any lingering doubts about your boyfriend's true sexuality, this should clear things up.
by Charlie Kerfelds... at 04:31 PM on 08/02/07
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I want to set him on fire.

Literally, not figuratively. I of the heterosexual persuasion...

...in addition to the "hoping Pete Wentz catches a terminal disease" persuasion.
by The HZA at 06:38 PM on 08/02/07
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@catdirt: Kitten, those typos were intentional, right?

Or have you not yet covered homophones and homonyms yet in your academic career?
by Rilo-Andy at 09:26 PM on 08/02/07
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Often I feel like one of those old Shredded Wheats commercials about this guy:

"The gay in me wants to shag this pretty boy..."

"But the educated music consumer in me wants to use his face for batting practice!"
by Feh Am Legend at 08:42 AM on 08/03/07
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@heathermylove: OMG!!! i love fob & i cant wayt to get in petes pants lol.

Yeah, kidding I believe.