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Despite all the crack and littering busts, Pete Doherty's greatest crime may be just around the corner: Tapes of the corpse-y Babyshambles frontman/junkie and ex-girlfriend Kate Moss apparently having the palest, boniest sex in history are missing, and Moss worries they may be leaked to the internet. An anonymous informant (no Deep Throat jokes, please) has told the U.K.'s Sun that out of the eight tapes (!) the couple made of their drug-fueled rutting, two are "missing." Now this is probably just the moaning of a nervous ex-girlfriend, but it's also the first time in history that I'm hoping a celebrity sex tape actually stays off the net. Unless Doherty pilots a boat (or maybe one of those double-decker buses) with his wang, of course.

Kate Moss Sex Video Might Become Leaked on the Internet [Exposay]