Idolator

They're even more fragile than eggs! Wango tango under the mistletoe this year as you trim (geddit?) the tree with these finely crafted Nuge ornaments. Surely if the Nuge's marketing department had thought this through they woulda made 'em look like (love) grenades, right?

Limited Edition Ted Nugent Holiday Ornament [Ted Nugent Official Store; Willfully Reference-Misquoting Hat Tip: ODB, R.I.P.]