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As my Christmas present to you (and myself), I will not go into full detail about the final episode of The Next Great American Band, which aired Friday night to a little bit of fanfare (I think?). Instead, I'll just let you know that the next-generation bluegrass pickers the Clark Brothers were voted the winners, and that the Google Blog Search results for the phrase "DMHO was robbed" were zero at the time that this post went up. [Archives / Photo: Reality TV Magazine]

You would think that The Next Great American Band would at least rate a live finale, but no: The last episode of the series, during which the winning band was crowned, was actually taped Sunday night. I feel so much less guilty about my decision to eschew liveblogging of the show for a night of holiday-themed karaoke now! (Spoilers at the link, in case you don't want to be surprised in four days. However, I would like to point out that the tipster is looking forward to "next season." Yeah, good luck with that.) [MJ's Big Blog]

Oh no! The just-voted-off Light Of Doom is claiming that the music supervisor for The Next Great American Band totally screwed them over during Queen week, a.k.a. the week that led to their exit from the competition: "The show's music director Ricky Minor arranged ALL of the music for us this week. The big drums in 'We Will Rock You' were his brilliant idea and NONE of the kids wanted to use them. In fact we didn't even want to play that song at all. We chose 'Stone Cold Crazy' and 'Tie Your Mother Down.' " When we can't believe in low-rated battle of the band competitions, what else is there?? I ask you. [Vote For The Worst]

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"The Next Great American Band" Staggers Toward The Finish Line

It was kind of embarrassing when the host of The Next Great American Band touted the two million votes received by the show's phone lines last week, although you had to give him credit for trying: Compared to this year's record sales, after all, two million does sound like a big number. (Which makes one wonder: Is the prize of a record deal really all that great? Another question for another time, I suppose.) Anyway, with only three bands remaining, each band got to perform three—three!—songs; two covers selected by the show's powers that be and one original. And the post-show voting would be not for the purpose of saving a band from getting voted off, but to allow one band to declare victory! Which fanbase would sacrifice its Friday night for the chance to make their band No. 1 on one of prime-time TV's lowest-rated shows? More »

More Next Great American Band spoilers. Come on, there are only two episodes left! Surely you can bring yourself to care at least a little bit, especially since this particular spoiler has resulted in the Vote For The Worst faithful deciding to abandon the show en masse. And when they've left... [Vote For The Worst]

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Dot Dot Dot Is Gone Gone Gone

On what I think/hope is the third-to-last episode of The Next Great Fox Ratings Disaster American Band, the four remaining acts took on the catalog of Queen. Would the staunchly Christian Denver and the Mile High Orchestra scrub the "gay" from Freddie Mercury's compositions? Would teenage metallers Light Of Doom predictably cover "We Will Rock You"? Would I actually hope for a Dot Dot Dot performance? Would this episode's ratings get trounced by the ones pulled in by a Don't Forget The Lyrics repeat? The answer to all four of those questions is yes! More »

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"The Next Great American Band" Is No Longer Tres Bien In Our Book

Last Friday, the five remaining bands took on the catalog of Rod Stewart, a choice which raised many questions. Would the noxious Denver and the Mile High Orchestra somehow make Rod's cover of Tom Waits' "Downtown Train" even worse? Would the teen metallers Light Of Doom play a "funny" version of "Forever Young"? Would something happen on this week's episode to make me even less enthused to keep tuning in? One of those questions can be answered with a definitive "yes!" More »

Reading the spoilers for this week's episode of The Next Great American Band actually made me say "Oh no!!" to my empty apartment. This just goes to show that if you spin yourself as "Christian music's premier big band," the heartland will gladly overlook a lot, such as colossally suck-ass versions of Rolling Stones songs. Bah! [MJ's Big Blog]

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The Six Remaining American Bands Roll Around The Stones' Catalog

Its ratings are lower than WWE SmackDown! and just barely ahead of the Law & Order: CI reruns that New York's myNetworkTV affiliate shows on Friday nights, but The Next Great American Band continues to soldier on, boosted no doubt by the writers' strike turning TV into even more of a wasteland than it normally is. With seven bands to go, the latest episode had the bands tackle the Rolling Stones' catalog, and the results were—unsurprisingly—mixed. More »

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Franklin Bridge Gets Sent Back To Philadelphia