Idolator

One of the more intriguing/confusing Bonnaroo-related personals ads on Craigslist:

I'm going to Bonnaroo you should not and get my tea ready - 24

guess I'm a little out there...maybe geeky but i think I'm sexy. I'm a musician with a keen sense for the insane but am grounded with a good job and career and crazy laughs and spontaneous times will be had..i prefer P.R or latina girls who listen to ill rock..punk or otherwise..I'm spanish but look irish...race doesn't matter but curves help...try something diffrent trust me I'm no cheap date...love the old booze cruise

Wait—a booze cruise-loving, lady-chasing, "insane but grounded" musician? Is Kid Rock looking for a rideshare?

I'm going to Bonnaroo you should not and get my tea ready - 24 [Craigslist]