- Paris Hilton and James Blunt have finally hooked up. We have a "complex harpin' meets simplex herpen" joke we'd like to share, but we also have lawyers. [NY Daily News]
- Gorillaz guru Damon Albarn says the best-selling animated band won't be putting out any more pop records, forcing a desperate EMI to sign Grape Ape and a handful of Monchichis to a five-album deal. [NME]
- A judge says the Phil Spector trial will last for "about two or three months," during which time he'll stop with the wigs and just start showing up with a roofied sloth on his head. [AP via Billboard]
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I was talking to an actual teen not long ago and I asked him if he'd heard "Kingdom of Doom" by TGTBATQ, which elicited a grunt from said cypher which I took as a negative reply, played track and I said "It's Damon from Blur."
He listened and said "Oh, the Gorillaz guy..."
This sent me into a lengthy rant about Heaven 17 ruled and how the ORIGINAL cold war fears were much more badass than this "loose nuke" twaddle they have today.
"Guitar Hero? Too good for MERLIN, are you???"
James Blunt And Paris Hilton - Do we really have to wonder who the Antichrist's parents will be?
Maybe they'll pull a Janet/Jermaine and he'll produce an album for her. I'm already waiting... ;)
@Aleb: I hope there'll be a hidden bonus track!
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