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Ever wonder how middle-aged I-banker icon Jimmy Buffett always manages to keep it so chill? How he looks as though he could strum a ukelele, pilot a low-range chopper, and belly-rub a manatee—all at the same time? Well, now you know:
Forget Margaritaville - French authorities reportedly seized more than 100 tabs of club drug "ecstasy" from Jimmy Buffett's luggage this week.The Grammy-winning singer got into trouble when he flew into Toulon-Hyères International Airport in the South of France on a rented private jet and customs officials started poking around in his suitcases. According to local press reports, they uncovered more than 100 tablets of the mind-bending substance.
This is a big embarrassment for old Jimmy, so if you happen to see him this weekend down in the South of France, give him a hug. Just be aware that he might want to hug you back for approximately 14 to 16 hours.
Buffett Caught With Club Drug [Page Six]
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I'd have to be pretty doped up to listen to Jimmy Buffett, myself. I guess Jimmy feels the same way.
Why dont we get drunk and screw and screw and screw.
UGH PARROTHEADS.
ugh parrotheads.
Oh Jesus H. Christ on a pogostick, I HATE JIMMY BUFFET. He's worse than cancer. I'd sooner have a pickaxe driven through my spinal column than listen to him.
.....I never understood Buffett's popularity. Some folks will listen to anything. Me, I hated to even walk by Margaritaville last year, when I was at Universal Orlando. I was afraid the toxic parrothead juice leaking out of the place would taint my soul.
Jimmy Buffett caught with Ecstasy = nu skool
Willie Nelson caught with Mary J = old skool
"Water bottle 'n pacifier in Paradise" just doesn't have the same ring to it...
That said, I will cop to getting ooh-looky-the-colors-on-that-Hawaiian-shirt hammered at Margaritaville the last time I was in Vegas.
(Hey, it beats the Toby Keith bar! And yes, there IS one there.)
Son of Son of a Bitch!
Son of A Son of a Bitch!
My bad.
well friends of Jimmy, now they can take their feeble minds off George Bush and iraq and roast you, kids just don't understand we parrotheads rule the world and we let them think they do, so they can have the freedom to post their shitty little comments about a generation icon, fuck france and fuck anybody who ain't never had a slip...fuck em all, we got your back down at the bama breeze
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